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Scientists in New Mexico are making a Zombies virus that can outperform human cells and also i quote "can be used to create Super soldiers"
The plot of most zombie movies, books and video games in a nutshell right there. lol
It always tarts with some ******* doctor...
I guess that means I'll have better luck as a nomad.
Hmm, I was about to see what happens if I give this modified HIV to my dog, but I guess I`ll restrain after watching this...
In a world where you can find free guns, ammo, and melee weapon, and you get massacred by a ton of dumb beasts that can't even figure out how to open a door? I feel like a small portion of humanity would be smarter than that. It's not that hard to have a strategy, surviving the initial outbreak sounds like the hard part. After that, the only real threat should be from other ******* humans with guns.
Last line of that makes me think you play too much Day Z. lol
Actually, I think DayZ is a pretty mediocre game and I haven't played it in awhile. The reason I say that is because zombies are far less dangerous than people say they would be. Like I mentioned earlier, just some commonplace Recycling Bin plastic would be enough to make armor plating that near invincible to the zombie's bite. And even more so if I had a suit of riot gear, which could be found at the police station. Common household items could be made into a suit of armor that the zombies could do nothing to.
Keep in mind everything you're saying is an opinion based on your imaginings of what a zombie would be.
There are many other potential manifestations of them. :P
(Also I too dislike Day Z... it's boring imo).
Well, I'm basing my opinion on the maximum amount of force that can be given by the human body. Human teeth would probably break before they could bite into metal or thick plastic.
(I dislike it because it's a buggy Arma 2 mod, an I'm not a fan of the permadeath system. Also, it's incredibly unrealistic when everyone kills each other like it's just a big deathmatch.)
Oh noez! D: The description on this post;
"Scientists in New Mexico is making a Zombies virus and i quote "Can be made for Super soldiers"...
Don't worry the virus will only spread from Mexico to America to Canada
And the zombies might be at there worse nemesis es from resident evil.
THE ONLY THING THE LIVING CAN DO IN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS :
taste delicious !!!