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Wifey for sale.
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Are their sex secure? :V
Is able to run latest ***** with good performance?
But sir, How do we upgrade them?
You don't, the hardware just degrades pretty fast and the software goes through stages to boot. It is better to just replace with a newer model.
I'm pretty sure this has been posted here before... around ~5 or 6 years ago?
(I can't find the last time it's posted here though, so this doesn't count as a repost)
If I buy two, do I get a third for free?
Mate, it's not worth it. Just look down there, you don't have enough 'D'ees, trust me, not worth buying the second.
One word: stockpiling.