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I had just finished my 100% playthrough of Saints Row IV when I read this...
I am not ****** in the slightest... I am the superpowered king of the universe.
How 'bout y'all?
Now that is nice!
SAME BUT ON SAINTS 3
I'm finishing SR2 with my bro.
(Already finished the 4 and 3)
My last video game character was Niko Bellic.
The one before was an engineer from BF3.
The one before that was Captain Martin Walker from Spec Ops The Line.
The one before that was Captain Edward Kenway in Assassin's Creed IV
The one before that was Master Chief in Halo IV.
The one before that was a commander of legions of troops in Dark Crusade.
So yeah, each one is badass, but if I get to choose, I'd go Commander, because I can't die, I only lose, and I can call air strikes on my enemies.
Come at me bro...
..I can't die.. :D
Same! But there can only be one Death. I'll meet you at the arena!
Well other options were...
Spider-Man (Web of Shadows) or captain rank Vulcan chick..captain of U.S.S Eclipse...an Intrepid-class long range science vessel registration number NCC-130585-D ...so I'm still cool, I guess. :D
Killing Floor, Support lvl 5. As long as I have ammo...
The Kingdom of Nubia in Crusader Kings (and it's after I read the TvTropes page on Crusader Kings, in fact that was the reason I tried to play that kingdom)...
... yea I'm pretty f**ked.
I was just playing Star Wars: Battlefront 2.
As Darth Maul.
I can't lose.
Unless a really ****** off Obi-Wan happens by.
"There are no re-spawns, if you die, you die."
Unless greedy animation company revives you just to make more money.
I dare you to test your luck with me
I was just goofing around with SMod Redux 10 (v2), and had just spawned in every weapon. I don't know how many I got because my game crashed before I could check, but I have enough to take down any country I choose. Bullet time style was set to "Time-Stop" (self explanatory), so I think I'm pretty well set (also noclip and godmode, but I don't think that counts.
dude, i was playing Age of Empires 2. My troops may die, but I never will :D
just came from Skyrim, Khajiit character, lvl 10 I'm ******.
redguard lvl 14 i feel your pain
L4D2.. Rochelle *sighs*
I played Divide and Conquer as the Realm of Imladris crushing Dunland and Mordor. (I already wiped out the Orcs of the Misty Mountians, the Remnants of Angmar, and Isengard. The Shadow of Mirkwood was destroyed by other fractions) So no I'm not doomed at all. Elves are VERY much OP in that game if cost and unit recruitment time aren't an issue. Which I made sure they weren't with cheats. (I'd be bankrupt without cheats so I might be playing it wrong but I only started using money cheats recently. I made it for some 100+ turns without cheats other than FOW disabled since FOW is terrible in my opinion)
Before playing Divide and Conquer I was playing AC Liberation which we all know has a very OP Assassin since its an AC game. So if all goes as planed I will either have an army of Imladris Guards defending me with Royal Archers keeping the enemies from ever getting to me or I'm playing as Aveline and can effectively murder an entire army single handed while wearing the most combat restrictive outfit possible.
I don't think KSP applies here, because it was a probe....
so I'll go backward to IL-2 Sturmovik: Birds of Prey.
Pilot of an Me-262...I should be good.
And just in case cheats DON'T count (they totally do, but just in case)
Before that I was at the end of scientist slaugherhouse (Mod Weekend, what can I say?) With all of the weapons! I'd still be OP as **** and would in fact be more capable than I was with Smod Redux.
No bullet time there though...
TF2 soldier... with escape plan
I was playing ME3, I eat reapers for breakfast, sooo... I think I'll be fine.
until you hit the ending.
I was commandeering the entire Scrin army.
I'm all set
Russian Air Force from Warthunder.
and we all know that they are OP as ****
I was playing Star Wars Conquest (M&B Mod) as Karn Kator, Mandalorian mercenary with over 130 troops in my war party, and over 1000 more spread across my territory, I'm at war with the Empire (I taken over the entire Mandalore system) and Rebel Alliance (I shot up the Yavin IV cantina because a Mon Calimarian looked at me funny), so in the short term, I'm good! But severely ****** in the long term.
Mandalorian, eh? I just finished playing Knights of the Old Republic. How interesting...
If you've played Knights of the Old Republic, you'd know. Unfortunately, answering your question is a massive spoiler for the game's plot.
Mandalorian Wars? Ordo? Those are the only two things I can think of. I played KotOR again just recently as well, maybe I missed something.
What about the Mandalorians on Dantooine?
The ones that you slaughter? Yeah, those too. Don't understand how it is interesting, though. Or how it could be a massive spoiler.
i am starting to think that i should buy Mount and Blade just to play this mod
SWC, 1866 and TLD are probably the only reasons to get the original M&B.
Also who's down-voting your comments?
there is some ****** stalking my account and downvoting everything i comment on
We'll give you good karma, don't worry, buddy.
thank you friend :D
I am a commander of the Trader Emergency Coalition. I have humanity's best technology and ships available at my command.
ohh yeah! Sins for the win!
GTA IV, just respawned at a hospital, so it depends.
Just finished playing through Dragon Age: Origins. So as the Hero of Ferelden with all my high level gear, I think I would be fine. It's bitter sweet playing through DA:O, knowing that Dragon Age II exists and it very nearly destroyed the series for me.
Here's hoping Dragon Age: Inquisition doesn't ruin my life with its ********.
eve online, well, sweet i am immortal then, cloning ftw
raibow six vegas 2 operative...i aint even mad
High five. Same here.
...actually no. I think the last character I played was meself in Minecraft.
we have to dig for them diamonds
SKEYBAR, WE HAVE TO DIG.
Fallout 3: Low level and reconnoitring a raider encampment. I have a .308 sniper rifle and a silenced 10mm. I've got this situation covered, but will I make it back to Megaton?
Age of Wulin, Beggar Sect Character, second inner lvl 36, not ****** at all ^^
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