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MattmanDude
MattmanDude Jan 19 2014, 7:30pm says:

I had just finished my 100% playthrough of Saints Row IV when I read this...

I am not ****** in the slightest... I am the superpowered king of the universe.

How 'bout y'all?

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KaBewmTheExplosive
KaBewmTheExplosive Jan 19 2014, 8:14pm replied:

Now that is nice!

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taliskyrim
taliskyrim Jan 19 2014, 10:52pm replied:

SAME BUT ON SAINTS 3

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TyXo
TyXo Jan 20 2014, 12:07am replied:

I'm finishing SR2 with my bro.

(Already finished the 4 and 3)

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 20 2014, 6:36pm replied:

My last video game character was Niko Bellic.
The one before was an engineer from BF3.
The one before that was Captain Martin Walker from Spec Ops The Line.
The one before that was Captain Edward Kenway in Assassin's Creed IV
The one before that was Master Chief in Halo IV.
The one before that was a commander of legions of troops in Dark Crusade.
So yeah, each one is badass, but if I get to choose, I'd go Commander, because I can't die, I only lose, and I can call air strikes on my enemies.

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MrTrigun
MrTrigun Jan 19 2014, 7:36pm says:

Come at me bro...
Static2.wikia.nocookie.net
..I can't die.. :D

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis Jan 19 2014, 9:47pm replied:

Same! But there can only be one Death. I'll meet you at the arena!

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MrTrigun
MrTrigun Jan 20 2014, 9:52am replied:

Well other options were...
Spider-Man (Web of Shadows) or captain rank Vulcan chick..captain of U.S.S Eclipse...an Intrepid-class long range science vessel registration number NCC-130585-D ...so I'm still cool, I guess. :D

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef Jan 19 2014, 7:40pm says:

Killing Floor, Support lvl 5. As long as I have ammo...

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Kalga
Kalga Jan 19 2014, 7:43pm says:

The Kingdom of Nubia in Crusader Kings (and it's after I read the TvTropes page on Crusader Kings, in fact that was the reason I tried to play that kingdom)...

... yea I'm pretty f**ked.

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CIS_Lord_Grievous
CIS_Lord_Grievous Jan 19 2014, 7:47pm says:

I was just playing Star Wars: Battlefront 2.

As Darth Maul.

I can't lose.

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude Jan 19 2014, 9:44pm replied:

Unless a really ****** off Obi-Wan happens by.

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Boda
Boda Jan 19 2014, 9:46pm replied:

"There are no re-spawns, if you die, you die."

Unless greedy animation company revives you just to make more money.

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Commissar_Delta
Commissar_Delta Jan 20 2014, 10:34am replied:

haha

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KaBewmTheExplosive
KaBewmTheExplosive Jan 19 2014, 7:55pm says:

I dare you to test your luck with me
I was just goofing around with SMod Redux 10 (v2), and had just spawned in every weapon. I don't know how many I got because my game crashed before I could check, but I have enough to take down any country I choose. Bullet time style was set to "Time-Stop" (self explanatory), so I think I'm pretty well set (also noclip and godmode, but I don't think that counts.

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WeeGee9000
WeeGee9000 Jan 19 2014, 7:59pm says:

dude, i was playing Age of Empires 2. My troops may die, but I never will :D

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Lenyavok
Lenyavok Jan 19 2014, 8:13pm says:

just came from Skyrim, Khajiit character, lvl 10 I'm ******.

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Darth_grave
Darth_grave Jan 19 2014, 8:38pm replied:

redguard lvl 14 i feel your pain

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Chompster
Chompster Jan 19 2014, 8:21pm says:

L4D2.. Rochelle *sighs*

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend Jan 19 2014, 8:32pm says:

I played Divide and Conquer as the Realm of Imladris crushing Dunland and Mordor. (I already wiped out the Orcs of the Misty Mountians, the Remnants of Angmar, and Isengard. The Shadow of Mirkwood was destroyed by other fractions) So no I'm not doomed at all. Elves are VERY much OP in that game if cost and unit recruitment time aren't an issue. Which I made sure they weren't with cheats. (I'd be bankrupt without cheats so I might be playing it wrong but I only started using money cheats recently. I made it for some 100+ turns without cheats other than FOW disabled since FOW is terrible in my opinion)

Before playing Divide and Conquer I was playing AC Liberation which we all know has a very OP Assassin since its an AC game. So if all goes as planed I will either have an army of Imladris Guards defending me with Royal Archers keeping the enemies from ever getting to me or I'm playing as Aveline and can effectively murder an entire army single handed while wearing the most combat restrictive outfit possible.

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Galacticruler
Galacticruler Jan 19 2014, 8:35pm says:

I don't think KSP applies here, because it was a probe....

so I'll go backward to IL-2 Sturmovik: Birds of Prey.
Pilot of an Me-262...I should be good.

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KaBewmTheExplosive
KaBewmTheExplosive Jan 19 2014, 8:45pm says:

And just in case cheats DON'T count (they totally do, but just in case)
Before that I was at the end of scientist slaugherhouse (Mod Weekend, what can I say?) With all of the weapons! I'd still be OP as **** and would in fact be more capable than I was with Smod Redux.
No bullet time there though...

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White_Hand
White_Hand Jan 19 2014, 9:04pm says:

TF2 soldier... with escape plan

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Kommandant.12
Kommandant.12 Jan 19 2014, 9:15pm says:

I was playing full fleet commander of the Advent Armada.
I'm pretty sure I'm fine.

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erikwijnands
erikwijnands Jan 19 2014, 9:25pm says:

I was playing ME3, I eat reapers for breakfast, sooo... I think I'll be fine.

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tt0022
tt0022 Jan 20 2014, 11:11am replied:

until you hit the ending.

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P∃ɑ¢∈ƘεεքΘɼ
P∃ɑ¢∈ƘεεքΘɼ Jan 19 2014, 9:48pm says:

I was commandeering the entire Scrin army.

I'm all set

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exactinmidget92
exactinmidget92 Jan 19 2014, 10:05pm says:

Russian Air Force from Warthunder.
and we all know that they are OP as ****

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Frenzied_Metalhead
Frenzied_Metalhead Jan 19 2014, 10:54pm says:

I was playing Star Wars Conquest (M&B Mod) as Karn Kator, Mandalorian mercenary with over 130 troops in my war party, and over 1000 more spread across my territory, I'm at war with the Empire (I taken over the entire Mandalore system) and Rebel Alliance (I shot up the Yavin IV cantina because a Mon Calimarian looked at me funny), so in the short term, I'm good! But severely ****** in the long term.

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AK151
AK151 Jan 19 2014, 10:58pm replied:

Mandalorian, eh? I just finished playing Knights of the Old Republic. How interesting...

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Frenzied_Metalhead
Frenzied_Metalhead Jan 19 2014, 11:42pm replied:

How so?

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AK151
AK151 Jan 20 2014, 12:59am replied:

If you've played Knights of the Old Republic, you'd know. Unfortunately, answering your question is a massive spoiler for the game's plot.

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CureOptimism
CureOptimism Jan 20 2014, 3:42am replied:

Mandalorian Wars? Ordo? Those are the only two things I can think of. I played KotOR again just recently as well, maybe I missed something.

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Frenzied_Metalhead
Frenzied_Metalhead Jan 20 2014, 8:13pm replied:

What about the Mandalorians on Dantooine?

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CureOptimism
CureOptimism Jan 20 2014, 8:40pm replied:

The ones that you slaughter? Yeah, those too. Don't understand how it is interesting, though. Or how it could be a massive spoiler.

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WeeGee9000
WeeGee9000 Jan 19 2014, 11:46pm replied:

i am starting to think that i should buy Mount and Blade just to play this mod

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Frenzied_Metalhead
Frenzied_Metalhead Jan 20 2014, 6:19pm replied:

SWC, 1866 and TLD are probably the only reasons to get the original M&B.

Also who's down-voting your comments?

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WeeGee9000
WeeGee9000 Jan 20 2014, 6:27pm replied:

there is some ****** stalking my account and downvoting everything i comment on

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CureOptimism
CureOptimism Jan 20 2014, 7:40pm replied:

We'll give you good karma, don't worry, buddy.

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WeeGee9000
WeeGee9000 Jan 20 2014, 8:23pm replied:

thank you friend :D

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper Jan 19 2014, 11:18pm says:

I am a commander of the Trader Emergency Coalition. I have humanity's best technology and ships available at my command.

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WeeGee9000
WeeGee9000 Jan 19 2014, 11:44pm replied:

ohh yeah! Sins for the win!

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MedicOnDuty
MedicOnDuty Jan 19 2014, 11:45pm says:

GTA IV, just respawned at a hospital, so it depends.

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CureOptimism
CureOptimism Jan 19 2014, 11:56pm says:

Just finished playing through Dragon Age: Origins. So as the Hero of Ferelden with all my high level gear, I think I would be fine. It's bitter sweet playing through DA:O, knowing that Dragon Age II exists and it very nearly destroyed the series for me.

Here's hoping Dragon Age: Inquisition doesn't ruin my life with its ********.

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yoda589
yoda589 Jan 20 2014, 12:06am says:

eve online, well, sweet i am immortal then, cloning ftw

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infantryspec
infantryspec Jan 20 2014, 12:52am says:

raibow six vegas 2 operative...i aint even mad

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Admiral_Skeybar
Admiral_Skeybar Jan 20 2014, 1:59am replied:

High five. Same here.

...actually no. I think the last character I played was meself in Minecraft.

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infantryspec
infantryspec Jan 20 2014, 5:57am replied:

we have to dig for them diamonds

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Galacticruler
Galacticruler Jan 20 2014, 10:27pm replied:

SKEYBAR, WE HAVE TO DIG.

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ppndΣ-snouıɯΘ
ppndΣ-snouıɯΘ Jan 20 2014, 1:17am says:

Fallout 3: Low level and reconnoitring a raider encampment. I have a .308 sniper rifle and a silenced 10mm. I've got this situation covered, but will I make it back to Megaton?

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