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MattmanDude Author
MattmanDude

I had just finished my 100% playthrough of Saints Row IV when I read this...

I am not ****** in the slightest... I am the superpowered king of the universe.

How 'bout y'all?

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KaBewmTheExplosive
KaBewmTheExplosive

Now that is nice!

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taliskyrim
taliskyrim

SAME BUT ON SAINTS 3

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TyXo
TyXo

I'm finishing SR2 with my bro.

(Already finished the 4 and 3)

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal

My last video game character was Niko Bellic.
The one before was an engineer from BF3.
The one before that was Captain Martin Walker from Spec Ops The Line.
The one before that was Captain Edward Kenway in Assassin's Creed IV
The one before that was Master Chief in Halo IV.
The one before that was a commander of legions of troops in Dark Crusade.
So yeah, each one is badass, but if I get to choose, I'd go Commander, because I can't die, I only lose, and I can call air strikes on my enemies.

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MrTrigun
MrTrigun

Come at me bro...
Static2.wikia.nocookie.net
..I can't die.. :D

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis

Same! But there can only be one Death. I'll meet you at the arena!

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MrTrigun
MrTrigun

Well other options were...
Spider-Man (Web of Shadows) or captain rank Vulcan chick..captain of U.S.S Eclipse...an Intrepid-class long range science vessel registration number NCC-130585-D ...so I'm still cool, I guess. :D

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef

Killing Floor, Support lvl 5. As long as I have ammo...

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Kalga Creator
Kalga

The Kingdom of Nubia in Crusader Kings (and it's after I read the TvTropes page on Crusader Kings, in fact that was the reason I tried to play that kingdom)...

... yea I'm pretty f**ked.

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Giveaway412
Giveaway412

I was just playing Star Wars: Battlefront 2.

As Darth Maul.

I can't lose.

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MattmanDude Author
MattmanDude

Unless a really ****** off Obi-Wan happens by.

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Boda
Boda

"There are no re-spawns, if you die, you die."

Unless greedy animation company revives you just to make more money.

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Commissar_Delta
Commissar_Delta

haha

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KaBewmTheExplosive
KaBewmTheExplosive

I dare you to test your luck with me
I was just goofing around with SMod Redux 10 (v2), and had just spawned in every weapon. I don't know how many I got because my game crashed before I could check, but I have enough to take down any country I choose. Bullet time style was set to "Time-Stop" (self explanatory), so I think I'm pretty well set (also noclip and godmode, but I don't think that counts.

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WeeGee9000
WeeGee9000

dude, i was playing Age of Empires 2. My troops may die, but I never will :D

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Lenny-vok
Lenny-vok

just came from Skyrim, Khajiit character, lvl 10 I'm ******.

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Darth_grave
Darth_grave

redguard lvl 14 i feel your pain

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Chompster
Chompster

L4D2.. Rochelle *sighs*

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend

I played Divide and Conquer as the Realm of Imladris crushing Dunland and Mordor. (I already wiped out the Orcs of the Misty Mountians, the Remnants of Angmar, and Isengard. The Shadow of Mirkwood was destroyed by other fractions) So no I'm not doomed at all. Elves are VERY much OP in that game if cost and unit recruitment time aren't an issue. Which I made sure they weren't with cheats. (I'd be bankrupt without cheats so I might be playing it wrong but I only started using money cheats recently. I made it for some 100+ turns without cheats other than FOW disabled since FOW is terrible in my opinion)

Before playing Divide and Conquer I was playing AC Liberation which we all know has a very OP Assassin since its an AC game. So if all goes as planed I will either have an army of Imladris Guards defending me with Royal Archers keeping the enemies from ever getting to me or I'm playing as Aveline and can effectively murder an entire army single handed while wearing the most combat restrictive outfit possible.

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Galacticruler
Galacticruler

I don't think KSP applies here, because it was a probe....

so I'll go backward to IL-2 Sturmovik: Birds of Prey.
Pilot of an Me-262...I should be good.

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KaBewmTheExplosive
KaBewmTheExplosive

And just in case cheats DON'T count (they totally do, but just in case)
Before that I was at the end of scientist slaugherhouse (Mod Weekend, what can I say?) With all of the weapons! I'd still be OP as **** and would in fact be more capable than I was with Smod Redux.
No bullet time there though...

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White_Hand
White_Hand

TF2 soldier... with escape plan

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erikwijnands
erikwijnands

I was playing ME3, I eat reapers for breakfast, sooo... I think I'll be fine.

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tt0022
tt0022

until you hit the ending.

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PeaceKeep0r
PeaceKeep0r

I was commandeering the entire Scrin army.

I'm all set

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The_Traveler
The_Traveler

Russian Air Force from Warthunder.
and we all know that they are OP as ****

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The_Archduke_of_Hell Online
The_Archduke_of_Hell

I was playing Star Wars Conquest (M&B Mod) as Karn Kator, Mandalorian mercenary with over 130 troops in my war party, and over 1000 more spread across my territory, I'm at war with the Empire (I taken over the entire Mandalore system) and Rebel Alliance (I shot up the Yavin IV cantina because a Mon Calimarian looked at me funny), so in the short term, I'm good! But severely ****** in the long term.

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AK151
AK151

Mandalorian, eh? I just finished playing Knights of the Old Republic. How interesting...

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The_Archduke_of_Hell Online
The_Archduke_of_Hell

How so?

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AK151
AK151

If you've played Knights of the Old Republic, you'd know. Unfortunately, answering your question is a massive spoiler for the game's plot.

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Cure Optimism
Cure Optimism

Mandalorian Wars? Ordo? Those are the only two things I can think of. I played KotOR again just recently as well, maybe I missed something.

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The_Archduke_of_Hell Online
The_Archduke_of_Hell

What about the Mandalorians on Dantooine?

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Cure Optimism
Cure Optimism

The ones that you slaughter? Yeah, those too. Don't understand how it is interesting, though. Or how it could be a massive spoiler.

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WeeGee9000
WeeGee9000

i am starting to think that i should buy Mount and Blade just to play this mod

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The_Archduke_of_Hell Online
The_Archduke_of_Hell

SWC, 1866 and TLD are probably the only reasons to get the original M&B.

Also who's down-voting your comments?

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WeeGee9000
WeeGee9000

there is some ****** stalking my account and downvoting everything i comment on

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Cure Optimism
Cure Optimism

We'll give you good karma, don't worry, buddy.

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WeeGee9000
WeeGee9000

thank you friend :D

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper

I am a commander of the Trader Emergency Coalition. I have humanity's best technology and ships available at my command.

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WeeGee9000
WeeGee9000

ohh yeah! Sins for the win!

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MedicOnDuty
MedicOnDuty

GTA IV, just respawned at a hospital, so it depends.

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Cure Optimism
Cure Optimism

Just finished playing through Dragon Age: Origins. So as the Hero of Ferelden with all my high level gear, I think I would be fine. It's bitter sweet playing through DA:O, knowing that Dragon Age II exists and it very nearly destroyed the series for me.

Here's hoping Dragon Age: Inquisition doesn't ruin my life with its ********.

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yoda589
yoda589

eve online, well, sweet i am immortal then, cloning ftw

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infantryspec
infantryspec

raibow six vegas 2 operative...i aint even mad

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Admiral_Nemo Creator
Admiral_Nemo

High five. Same here.

...actually no. I think the last character I played was meself in Minecraft.

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infantryspec
infantryspec

we have to dig for them diamonds

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Galacticruler
Galacticruler

SKEYBAR, WE HAVE TO DIG.

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Ominous-Spud
Ominous-Spud

Fallout 3: Low level and reconnoitring a raider encampment. I have a .308 sniper rifle and a silenced 10mm. I've got this situation covered, but will I make it back to Megaton?

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius

Age of Wulin, Beggar Sect Character, second inner lvl 36, not ****** at all ^^

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