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MattmanDude
MattmanDude Jun 1 2012, 3:45pm says: Online

Man I just noticed the horrible spelling in this. lol

Still funny though.

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[TZP]LoNer1
[TZP]LoNer1 Jun 1 2012, 3:53pm replied:

lemonaid ... yeah, lets aid the lemons aye?

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Flash112
Flash112 Jun 1 2012, 4:14pm replied:

That is a subliminal message which implies that the person who wrote the text already had a party..

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit Jun 1 2012, 5:08pm replied:

*sublemonal*

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Admiral_Skeybar
Admiral_Skeybar Jun 1 2012, 11:36pm replied:

Lemonaids is that some sort of only-female race that lives in the ocean?

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Marine31
Marine31 Jun 2 2012, 12:52am replied:

Yup, maybe another species of mermaids.

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Pandut
Pandut Jun 1 2012, 3:54pm says:

Without water or sugar, that lemonade is going to taste awful.

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Calgar
Calgar Jun 1 2012, 3:57pm says:

When life gives you lemons use them to make lemonade, and then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.

You yanks are so lucky that you can buy a gun at a supermarket.

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TheGreatGonzo
TheGreatGonzo Jun 1 2012, 4:35pm says:

Was I the only one expecting a Portal 2 reference?

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper Jun 1 2012, 5:13pm replied:

Nope!

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AK151
AK151 Jun 1 2012, 8:56pm says:

When life gives you lemons... kill a clown.

Reference, anyone?

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis Jun 2 2012, 1:15am replied:

hmmm... I don't think I know that one :/ Too distracted with the Portal 2 reference...

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BillNye_the_Nazi_Spy
BillNye_the_Nazi_Spy Jun 1 2012, 10:34pm says:

"When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade.....

Make life take the lemons back!

GET MAD!

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE?!?

DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!

MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOING!"
-Cave Johnson

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Marine31
Marine31 Jun 1 2012, 10:50pm replied:

Burn your house doing? I don't remember Cave Johnson saying that line.

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BillNye_the_Nazi_Spy
BillNye_the_Nazi_Spy Jun 2 2012, 3:15pm replied:

*Facepalm*

Damnit...

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper Jun 2 2012, 12:33pm replied:

He's saying what we're all thinking!

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ordoabchao
ordoabchao Jun 21 2012, 11:08pm says:

I dont get it, they have enough lemons for a party right there!

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asif_ridwan Aug 2 2012, 5:03am says:

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asif_ridwan Sep 5 2012, 11:15am says:

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A Quote from Ron White

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