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When Life Gives You Lemons
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MattmanDude Author
MattmanDude

Man I just noticed the horrible spelling in this. lol

Still funny though.

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[TZP]LoNer1
[TZP]LoNer1

lemonaid ... yeah, lets aid the lemons aye?

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Flash112
Flash112

That is a subliminal message which implies that the person who wrote the text already had a party..

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit

*sublemonal*

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Admiral_Nemo Creator
Admiral_Nemo

Lemonaids is that some sort of only-female race that lives in the ocean?

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Marine31
Marine31

Yup, maybe another species of mermaids.

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Pandut
Pandut

Without water or sugar, that lemonade is going to taste awful.

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Calgar
Calgar

When life gives you lemons use them to make lemonade, and then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.

You yanks are so lucky that you can buy a gun at a supermarket.

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TheGreatGonzo
TheGreatGonzo

Was I the only one expecting a Portal 2 reference?

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper

Nope!

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AK151
AK151

When life gives you lemons... kill a clown.

Reference, anyone?

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis

hmmm... I don't think I know that one :/ Too distracted with the Portal 2 reference...

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BillNye_the_Nazi_Spy
BillNye_the_Nazi_Spy

"When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade.....

Make life take the lemons back!

GET MAD!

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE?!?

DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!

MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOING!"
-Cave Johnson

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Marine31
Marine31

Burn your house doing? I don't remember Cave Johnson saying that line.

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BillNye_the_Nazi_Spy
BillNye_the_Nazi_Spy

*Facepalm*

Damnit...

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper

He's saying what we're all thinking!

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ordoabchao
ordoabchao

I dont get it, they have enough lemons for a party right there!

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asif_ridwan
asif_ridwan

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asif_ridwan

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