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When Life Gives You Lemons
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A Quote from Ron White
Man I just noticed the horrible spelling in this. lol
Still funny though.
lemonaid ... yeah, lets aid the lemons aye?
That is a subliminal message which implies that the person who wrote the text already had a party..
*sublemonal*
Lemonaids is that some sort of only-female race that lives in the ocean?
Yup, maybe another species of mermaids.
Without water or sugar, that lemonade is going to taste awful.
When life gives you lemons use them to make lemonade, and then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.
You yanks are so lucky that you can buy a gun at a supermarket.
Was I the only one expecting a Portal 2 reference?
Nope!
When life gives you lemons... kill a clown.
Reference, anyone?
hmmm... I don't think I know that one :/ Too distracted with the Portal 2 reference...
"When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade.....
Make life take the lemons back!
GET MAD!
I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE?!?
DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!
MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOING!"
-Cave Johnson
Burn your house doing? I don't remember Cave Johnson saying that line.
*Facepalm*
Damnit...
He's saying what we're all thinking!
I dont get it, they have enough lemons for a party right there!
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