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What would MacGyver do?
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"Open that tube and then you bend it many times till it gets soft, so your butt can be happy with it"
1. Roll the tube out so you get a strip of paper.
2. Cut the strip into a square.
3. Cut a square in the middle of a square
4. Cut 6 smaller squares near the central square.
5. Cut 6 even smaller squares near the every small square.
6. Repeat point 5 infinitely
7. Congratulations you've created a Sierpinski Carpet. It has no area, so it has no surface, therefore it has no surface that could get dirty. But it's still a physical object, so you can use it to clean your bottom (remember everything is toilet paper if you're brave enough).
8. Problem solved, drink some beer for further enlightment, just as I do.
Obviously break out the duct tape...
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That tube is actually made from layers...
But a real MacGyver would draw a pack of tissues out of his pocket.
The real MacGyver would have called Jack O'Neill and asked him to have the Asgard beam
a roll in !