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Yep alweays the good part is here and i get waken up by someone
Sexy lady: Let's go to your place Danny Me: Okay! *alarm goes off* Me: NOOOOOO!!!
it usually gets a helluva lot closer than that, she's usually just about to take off her shirt, like she's right there, with her shirt almost off, then the alarm goes off and you wake up.
that is why i don't set my alarm >:D
turns out the person who trolls you the most is yourself
Who wouldn't be the more perfect one than the person that knows you better than everyone.
Apparently if you can realize your dreaming spinning in circles will keep you asleep:D
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Yep alweays the good part is here and i get waken up by someone
Sexy lady: Let's go to your place Danny
Me: Okay!
*alarm goes off*
Me: NOOOOOO!!!
it usually gets a helluva lot closer than that, she's usually just about to take off her shirt, like she's right there, with her shirt almost off, then the alarm goes off and you wake up.
that is why i don't set my alarm >:D
turns out the person who trolls you the most is yourself
Who wouldn't be the more perfect one than the person that knows you better than everyone.
Apparently if you can realize your dreaming spinning in circles will keep you asleep:D