You never knew?
Morgan Freeman has exact-duplicate-brothers all around the world so he can be everywhere at once. Just as a Londoner is no further than 2 metres from a rat in London, no human is more than 2 metres away from a Morgan Freeman.
Amen to almighty God, whose name we use in vain all too often.
We praise thee, almighty Morgan Freeman.
Once I was in a bus travelling through Espoo, and I saw a guy who looked like Morgan Freeman dressed in white clothes standing at the walk street. It was weird
R.I.P. Morgan, you will be missed, you were a good president and thank you for fighting apartheid... What? Wrong person you say? Oh well, never mind then...
You never knew?
Morgan Freeman has exact-duplicate-brothers all around the world so he can be everywhere at once. Just as a Londoner is no further than 2 metres from a rat in London, no human is more than 2 metres away from a Morgan Freeman.
Amen to almighty God, whose name we use in vain all too often.
We praise thee, almighty Morgan Freeman.
That explains why that Morgan Freeman impersonator follows me around and demands I pay him for all the time he spends following me around...
No. That's a fake.
A real Morgan Freeman would never ask for anything in return for narrating your life.
Once I was in a bus travelling through Espoo, and I saw a guy who looked like Morgan Freeman dressed in white clothes standing at the walk street. It was weird
You should have introduced him as god.
R.I.P. Morgan, you will be missed, you were a good president and thank you for fighting apartheid... What? Wrong person you say? Oh well, never mind then...
you're not alone
Morgan Freeman will always be with you