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GeneralKong
GeneralKong - - 542 comments

Me: who has been sending out my phone number

Minion 345215: It is part of the recruitmant drive sir that you ordered

Me: Oh, well then why wasnt I informed of this! (kills minion, then looks at minion 345216) you are promoted to recruiter

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gammerod
gammerod - - 242 comments

Count me in! I want some lazahs!

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hellodean
hellodean - - 1,451 comments

at first i was concerned, but then i saw the "NO weirdos" part and then it was all fine

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attackmike
attackmike - - 524 comments

so thats how all those construction workers in yellow jump suits end up on my ebil island of doom...

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