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This lady had bigger balls than most of us
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[conspiracy intensifies]
Big balls implies she was brave and took danger head on. This sounds more like providence or luck to me.
Try to keep your s*it together in a sinking ship three times a row and then talk.
Exactly, she got lucky the first time and survived the other two thanks to experience. He he...
But this is the internet! I ain't gotta do sh*t!
On a more serious note, women and children were shoved into life boats when tragedies like that occurred. While being calm and stuff certainly helps, her surviving the situation may not be contributable to ball size but rather being the right gender during the right time.
In Portuguese, we have a term: "pé frio". It means a person that has bad luck that, most of the time, also affects people around. The term is used by superstitious people and by everyone else as a joke.
Example: You are rooting for a team, if that person is also rooting for them, they will lose. (You may remember Brazilians calling Mick Jagger 'pé frio' in last year's World Cup)
Now, after I explained that: She doesn't have big balls, she is pé frio.
Edit: After a search, it seems that the English term is 'jinx'.
Badassery in a chick form =)
Guess now we know why those ships sunk...