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There Are Idiots Among Us...
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New Zealander! NEW ZEALAND!
No one gets do dis Australia's half-brother!
Anyone who does will be some of the first targets in our plan for global domination.
Aussies are going for World Domination? Can I join in? Ill need citizenship, and I can make Portugal join up so you have an entry wedge on Europe (we are through with the Germans running stuff, they ruined what was still going on ok on the country, all those domestic and foreign companies closing doors and all because of the radical adjustments forced on us).
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
I invite all minor nations to join in on World Liberation Day!
The event will be held on a January in 2119.
We're saving the world from an imminent communist threat that has been plaguing us since before Jehovah and Allah first became playmates. Bring your Freedom and load up your Democracies, farm your lead and shoot da whoop, because we're gonna be delivering Liberty to the world!
Keep it up; you'll be just like us.
Your a mini-Britain, only you've been severed from the Hive Mind for 200 years. We were all bound to take the same path, eventually.
And your our first target.
You never disrespect Jehovah. Just dont.