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and so we must kidnap this 'friend' person then brainwash him into telling swaggots to jump of the Empire State Building, they will be given permission to 'Yolo' as much as they want before their deaths as a last rites.
^This might just be the best way of purging the world of swaggers. much more humane than a swagacaust. (which was one of my friend's suggestion for getting rid of swaggers)
you know i got 2 cases here:
1.My mom fell of into the sea and came back to the hotel full of sand and sea weed...we asked here what happend and her reply was:yolo bitches i wanted to meet poseidon
2.A guy passed out in a river and i and another guy saved him from dieing...38 blood drops out of 100 were alcohol...the dude almost got hypothermya and died in my hands...i could actually feel that he was getting colder...as a reflex i checked his pulse it was so slow i thought he died...i tried some cpr and first aid...and even hugged him for warmth....he eventually came back to reality but boy i was scared...imagine being watched by 15/18 teenagers how you try to save someones life...they were just looking at me,all brave one moment ago and now scared shitless...i screamed at them to help me but they just couldnt snap out of it....
Being yolo aint that fun kids...i am not kidding
I'm confused. Did you check the alcohol level in his blood before or after you tried to save him?
the paramedics showed up after i managed to bring him to our world...they told me and the guy who helped me (note we were only teenagers at a lodge partying hard)that the guys veins where more filled with alcohol rather than normal blood and told us that the alcohol in his blood was high (i mean really high) above the accepted dose...he told us that out of 100 drops of blood 38 were alcohol...
exactly, yolo, which is why you should NOT do it.
"You only live once, cuz it's so much fun to try and die sooner" -Swaggot logic
It won't kill me if I have swag!
Our generation will be remembered for autotuned songs and the word "swag".
God help us.