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Perdikofas
Perdikofas - - 709 comments

What's this "social life full of great friends and huge opportunities" you speak of? Can it run The Witcher 3 at 60 FPS?

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Blue199
Blue199 - - 6,971 comments

Great friends and huge opportunities my ***

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer - - 2,858 comments

*Some weird looking box*

Flawless victory! FINISH HIM!

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Excogitatoris-Logica
Excogitatoris-Logica - - 2,755 comments

Implying a social life is a possibility when you're a social cripple and have to consciously learn and apply every form of non-literal communication.

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5thHorseman
5thHorseman - - 1,380 comments

And how not to be so paranoid of every encounter that seems too friendly, thinking what is their ulterior motive because you can't fathom why anyone would think you more than casual acquaintance.

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Tommycrazy1287
Tommycrazy1287 - - 89 comments

Finally, someone who understands me!!!

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

In these day and age, you have a better chance of those two in gaming the in real life.

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,014 comments

That assumes that there are huge opportunities outside... which for some of us there really aren't.

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VGames
VGames - - 3,971 comments

I'll stay for some burgers. Then it's back to my weird box.

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