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murauder
murauder - - 3,669 comments

Nope.

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann - - 6,959 comments

Since killing is illegal, I just get out my key and scratch a pentagram right on his door.

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XxMrDestructionxX
XxMrDestructionxX - - 588 comments

Since key scratching is illegal, I just kill them.

...In another dimension.

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GypsyBastard
GypsyBastard - - 2,039 comments

thats why you should carry a spray can in your car for reasons :D

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal - - 2,829 comments

Me?
No.
I would never.
But...
I do consider what would be a fitting punishment.
Like sneaking into their house at night and doing nothing - no stealing or "borrowing" - just draw this on his forehead so when he wakes up in the morning he will feel violated.
I.imgur.com

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann - - 6,959 comments

Only if it's seen, it's harder to get away with murder.

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Knez
Knez - - 1,416 comments

no

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