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MattmanDude
MattmanDude - - 4,220 comments

As a Christian... I can say with absolute certainty... this is true.

Well, as my mate Vader91 would say. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,014 comments

I was about to say "good thing that isn't true:D"

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Boda
Boda - - 1,371 comments

Yeah, I bet the worst thing most people did during their lives is not buying one program...

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Calgar
Calgar - - 2,304 comments

"It is better to rein in hell than to serve in heaven."

Can't remember who said that, but it was a quote on Medieval II: Total War.

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YetiChow
YetiChow - - 237 comments

The original is "It is better to serve in Heaven than reign in Hell", which comes from one of the books in the Bible (it -may- be Matthew, but that's probably not right...). Lucifer suposedly screamed "I will not serve!" all the way down as he was falling to Hell; and hence why that quote is popular with rebels and outlaws and the like.

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Gandalfthegrayin3D
Gandalfthegrayin3D - - 254 comments

We all know that the only people going to hell are free killer's.....

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis - - 5,071 comments

"Do not worry about the afterlife, Hyperion customer! Hell is reserved exclusively for pedophiles, and people who buy Jakobs munitions."

-Borderlands 2 New-U station.

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TheGreatGonzo
TheGreatGonzo - - 2,969 comments

Who uses WinRAR anyway? 7Zip 4 lyfe

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper - - 2,197 comments

I use WinRAR. I mean, it's not like it's Internet Explorer or anything. Like seriously, who'd use something silly like that?

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TheGreatGonzo
TheGreatGonzo - - 2,969 comments

Fun Fact: Internet Explorer has improved over the last couple of years.

agh it didn't register the fact that I clicked "Reply To Comment"

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,014 comments

maybe you shouldn't use IE then...

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TheGreatGonzo
TheGreatGonzo - - 2,969 comments

I don't use IE though. I meant moddb.

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