Random stuffz image - Humor, satire, parody

gosh, this image reminds me of my fail... @_@
Once there was this event at school (Valentines, or something along those lines), i was just a young lad (5th or 6th grade) and i saw a sign, i quickly read: "Free hugs" and as always i just had to use the chance of wearing it, i was walking around being "sexy" (more of a joke) but in the end my friends told me that it actaully says "Free drugs!" (i didnt notice that) and yeah, i was looking drunk or under drugs and one crazy teacher caught me, i didnt know what was happening..and yeah, i got a nice writing in my grade book "Kriss pretends to be a drug dealer, please talk about how serious it is dealing drugs" i showed it to my parents and they laughed.. True story @_@

Splicers are better looking. :P

Free bullets....