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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

True, though I know a few people here who would love roasted bacon.....

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper - - 2,197 comments

I have a nice stock of flamethrowers for all your purg- cooking on the go needs!

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

They come with fuel already topped off right?

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xX[Warrior250]Xx
xX[Warrior250]Xx - - 3,666 comments

Shots fired!

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CadianConscript
CadianConscript - - 3,116 comments

As well as fires shot =)

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer - - 2,858 comments

But did they penetrate all of that... "armor"?

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xX[Warrior250]Xx
xX[Warrior250]Xx - - 3,666 comments

they'll just bounce off :)

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Commissar_Delta
Commissar_Delta - - 5,828 comments

I hate to be the ignorant american here but haraam is?

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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann - - 6,959 comments

It's the Muslim version of heresy.

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Commissar_Delta
Commissar_Delta - - 5,828 comments

ah, I see. As a commissar wannabe I should have noticed that

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Scripty
Scripty - - 361 comments

I didnt know the term till I watched 9th company so dont worry the commissariat is pretty forgiving here.

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Aubesangante
Aubesangante - - 2,451 comments

Haraam meen forbidden aka something you can't eat/do. (And i dont see why it's alway about pork because muslim do not have the rigth to eat some other animals....like crocodile or kangaroo.
It's also have he doulbe signification it is applied to some muslim holy icon/land (Like Mecca and Médine or the Kaaba)

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