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Im the Sniper ^^
I'm a PISSimist! Ohoooo! See what I just did there? =)
Bear Grylls: Drinks his own pee.
Optimist
LORD OF WATER! MUAAHAHAHA! ah who am I kidding... i dunno where I fit in :/
Peesimist/Realist
Wait so the only way you can actually get it in is if you're a sniper?
They call me Crackshot Crotch.
Or if you're spiderman, don't forget spiderman :)
my bladder would explode if im the president.
poor president...cameras looking at him
fireman
Lord of water
USA president. But with even more cameras. xD
Not even gonna ask...
I never found out what was so important about ******* up straight... When I'm "relieving" myself, I like to just sit down to do it.
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Im the Sniper ^^
I'm a PISSimist! Ohoooo! See what I just did there? =)
Bear Grylls: Drinks his own pee.
Optimist
LORD OF WATER! MUAAHAHAHA! ah who am I kidding... i dunno where I fit in :/
Peesimist/Realist
Wait so the only way you can actually get it in is if you're a sniper?
They call me Crackshot Crotch.
Or if you're spiderman, don't forget spiderman :)
my bladder would explode if im the president.
poor president...cameras looking at him
fireman
Lord of water
USA president. But with even more cameras. xD
Not even gonna ask...
I never found out what was so important about ******* up straight... When I'm "relieving" myself, I like to just sit down to do it.