What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true.
Planet of the Apes...HERE WE COME!
Best troll comment.
Yeah... and the next day Zinthex was found dead.
Shot in the head by an SR-25, lol.
Watch out! He's trained in gorilla warefare. D:
Well if he says that he's the best sniper in our armed forces, then I must be the reincarnation of Zombie Jesus.
Seems YouTube is the gathering place for all sorts of badasses...
Gorilla Warfare anyone? Youtube.com
Thanks for linking me to an AWESOME Mario based fan film.
best reply ive seen to this was this
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true.
christ this copypasta is old.
Gorilla warfare? S.cghub.com