new games coming this year image - Humor, satire, parody

Playing Total War in real life would be SO COOL! I foresee a future of miniature armies battling it out in the nearby park while the generals are running around on a cybrith with a rift and VR drones shooting VR missiles. Come on guys if that would be enough to get me to go outside (I'm pretty much a vampire when it comes to sunlight) then I'm sure that would make at least some of you want to go outside too, right?

If it were real life, I would imagine my PC exploding from the amount of memory of each detailed person,object,building,tree,terrain.