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God bless this man!
COMPANY, TEN-HUT...READY, ARMS.
I never masturbate,i don't see a reason to
Yes but you died in 1943, so that's totally understandable.
What about now?
Now you don't have a ****
The poor fellow, his dog must've run off with his willy having mistaken it for a hot dog and he's probably too embarrassed to admit such a horrible tragedy had befallen him and at such a young age as well.
Either that or you still need to find your way to puberty, I was wanking away by the age of 12 and unknowingly since something like the age of 7.
And look how I turned out; you are all deprived.
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