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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

I can already see the future. We start some kind of Spider farms all over the world, they work for us, provide us with almost an unlimited amount of silk, but then one day, they say "enough" and conquer us. :(

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jfpoliveira12
jfpoliveira12 - - 3,725 comments

Or we put obedience chips into their nervous systems. Its slavery, I know, but isnt it basically just the next step in what we do to all other domestic animals?

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Boda
Boda - - 1,371 comments

You earn money, you spend that money on their food, toys, health and training, you spend time making them fed up, clean, happy and healthy. Meanwhile, they sleep, eat, ****, ****, eat again (and repeat) and you call THEM slaves?

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jfpoliveira12
jfpoliveira12 - - 3,725 comments

I was talking about animals we use as resources like cows and sheep, not pets, I should have clarified.
My pets were always my servants though because I made them know who is the boss and what is not to touched. I didnt use violence and still managed to tame cats wich are very rebellious and forgetful.

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer - - 2,857 comments

Or we can create a symbiotic relationship with them, where they provide us with silk and we provide them with food, shelter, a partner for mating and maybe even more stuff.

Both sides will benefit from it.

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CadianConscript
CadianConscript - - 3,116 comments

Oxium and Telerium spider nets soon?

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murauder
murauder - - 3,668 comments

Isn't science fun.

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