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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

As far a I am concerned, this is I0.kym-cdn.com .

just saying.....

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

Yup, that's pretty much USA today...wish i could go back to 1776 and stop that **** from being created. World would be a better place today t_t

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper - - 2,197 comments

Sounds like you'd want people's heads getting cut off choosing instead of languages on an ATM machine in the USA... >_>

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RandomusIdiotus
RandomusIdiotus - - 957 comments

>No USA
>England/France/Spain instead
>Empires take over world
>3 massive gov'ts controlling everything
>1984

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GriffinZ
GriffinZ - - 4,719 comments

>yeah totally if you're American that's your view of reality.

>Canada proves otherwise.

>the French revolution started it all, not some tea party.

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Ten10dix
Ten10dix - - 6,421 comments

Oh yeah! French Revolution FTW!

xD.

We got to chop heads off of people.

BUT... It was REALLY the American Revolution that started it all off. Americans revolted agaisnt the English (which kinda meant it was the English who started the whole thing, really lol) and won, kicking the English off of America and freeing themselves from King George the Third (If my history serves me well lol). French then saw that and though "Mais mon Dieu! Quelle bonne idée!" and went and chopped the heads off of loads of people (mainly nobles).

THEN comes the 20 years of total chaos, as us French couldn't decide what we wanted. We tried everything, from a Republic to an Empire. Then blah blah blah, we got our a** kicked by the English/Austriche at Waterloo after a huge War started by Boney. Kinda a cercle thing going on. English get their a** kicked by America, America gives the whole concept of a** kicking to France, France kicks it's own a** (only the noble part xD) and then, happy with the whole a** kicking idea, go and kick everyone elses a**. The English, not happy that they got their a** kicked by the Americans, went out and kicked French a** with the help of the Coalition.

Sorry for that history lesson btw rofl.

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BillNye_the_Nazi_Spy Author
BillNye_the_Nazi_Spy - - 312 comments

Oh right.

The French Revolution started it all even though, you know, the American Revolution started before the French one...

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GriffinZ
GriffinZ - - 4,719 comments

Americas war for independence is in no way a great anti-imperialistic act lol, you just made your own empire.

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Crazy9Melon8
Crazy9Melon8 - - 945 comments

i know some one who did... connor...

Me assassinsta...

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis - - 5,071 comments

ok who is deleting my comments? and why?

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Ten10dix
Ten10dix - - 6,421 comments

I am.

Cause I don't like you.

xD.

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