Not so much a bigger gun, just a bigger magazine. Like, a 3 billion bullet cartridge, just to be safe.
Then again you could always tell them that Beiber and 1D are signing autographs so that they all stand in a single-file line, then shoot a single bullet with a railgun to get 23 million headshots.
And actually, I don't mind One Direction.
Because they all have 1 D to share.
You're gonna need a bigger gun than that... there's plenty of those idiots out there...
I'd go with a nuke and just tell people to get out of the blast range in such a way so that only intelligent individuals would understand.
"Things are gonna get hot around here..."
But what about the environmental damage that radiation would create? Earth doesn't deserve this.
That's why I, once again, suggest the Flamethrowers. The only effective way you can get rid of plagues is killing them with fire.
Not so much a bigger gun, just a bigger magazine. Like, a 3 billion bullet cartridge, just to be safe.
Then again you could always tell them that Beiber and 1D are signing autographs so that they all stand in a single-file line, then shoot a single bullet with a railgun to get 23 million headshots.
And actually, I don't mind One Direction.
Because they all have 1 D to share.
And even that D is disfunctional.