This year,
one man,
xXx_420noscoper1337_xXx,
a soldier
from the 69th dimension
will be banished from his homeland
to live as a homeless boy in China.
So basically every little boy in China.
Since, you know, communism.
But this boy is no ordinary boy
because he has the gift of $wag-Fu.
When World War IX breaks out,
he'll break in
to German ***** and
f*ck
sh*t
up.
"They killed my butterfly, now I'll kill their souls."
Witness the epic tale of an alien man
who looks surprisingly human
take down the Nazi regime
long before Theodore Roosevelt could even dream of it
and blow sh*t up.
Seriously, there's no much to say.
Explosions.
Nazi deaths.
Boom, blockbuster.
Starring:
Pantydropper
Shovelface
Ikea
Kia
Hitler
Hitlertron
Hitlertank
Hitmarker
and a f*ckton of white flags.
and directed by Liam Neeson:
America: F*ck Yeah!
[MERICA' INTENSIFIES]
H4X!
This year,
one man,
xXx_420noscoper1337_xXx,
a soldier
from the 69th dimension
will be banished from his homeland
to live as a homeless boy in China.
So basically every little boy in China.
Since, you know, communism.
But this boy is no ordinary boy
because he has the gift of $wag-Fu.
When World War IX breaks out,
he'll break in
to German ***** and
f*ck
sh*t
up.
"They killed my butterfly, now I'll kill their souls."
Witness the epic tale of an alien man
who looks surprisingly human
take down the Nazi regime
long before Theodore Roosevelt could even dream of it
and blow sh*t up.
Seriously, there's no much to say.
Explosions.
Nazi deaths.
Boom, blockbuster.
Starring:
Pantydropper
Shovelface
Ikea
Kia
Hitler
Hitlertron
Hitlertank
Hitmarker
and a f*ckton of white flags.
and directed by Liam Neeson:
America: F*ck Yeah!
Don't forget the airhorns!
Best movie scenario ever ! Lemme make he blockbuster with that.
Shut up and take my Oscar!
But Leonardo, don't you need that?
honest trailers?
******' JERRY!
Holly Schmitt!
He's delivering democracy one somersault at a time!