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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

I seriously wish people would stop using the word "Jihad" everywhere. It refers to a war of defense and has more that a few meanings.

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer - - 2,858 comments

You are expecting people to actually know terminology and etymology, which are things humanity is absolutely terrible at.

People distort the meanings of words, use them wrongly and then when you see it, that became the main meaning people know. Which greatly hinders rational discussion about many subjects.

Unfortunately, there is nothing we can do about it. Human ignorancy is overwhelming. Resistance is futile.

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Mike Pence Author
Mike Pence - - 3,288 comments

There is nothing defensive about strapping on a bomb vest and treading into a market to blow yourself to smithereens in the name of truth and righteousness. The very fact there are Islamic fundamentalists claiming a Holy War of Jihad and pontificating that they themselves are correct in this course of action by their own religious doctrine, is all the justification needed to use the term "Jihad" in this scenario.

As for Biodestroyers comment.

You are expecting people to actually know terminology and etymology, which are things humanity is absolutely terrible at.


Meforum.org

I'd comment further but this isn't the debating society. Ive dealt with far more intellectual people on this subject and I'll confess they could take humor far better than you lot. Even if it is deemed a bit crude but brutally honest.

Meme's are a form of satire for the soul. Saying things we know will be criticized for but laughing about it anyway. Dark humor is an art, few will appreciate it until they actually depend on a release to contend with the crazed world they live.

I don't even make these posts for your sakes.
I just do it for my own twisted gratification.

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer - - 2,858 comments

No one said that those stupid suicide bombers are doing so for defense. We talked about the real meaning of the word 'jihad', which no one knows, ESPECIALLY those idiots that blow themselves and others.

Look at the first sentence of the second paragraph in the 'Jihad' page on Wikipedia: "Muslims and scholars do not all agree on its definition."

This is what I was talking about, manking being absolutely terrible at terminology and etymology. We don't even know the original definition of the word, and instead of figuring it out or creating something new, people decided it would be better to use it however they want, meaning different people have different meanings for it.

The image is great, I laughed off it, and these idiots deserve being mocked at.

If you thought my comment was about you, it wasn't. It was a reply to rkraptor's comment, where he talked about all the people who use the word 'jihad', each of them having a different meaning for it.

Just making that clear.

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

Joshua, did you ever rolled a >98 on Anal circumference while playing FATAL? You arse seems to be sensitive enough to motivate you to write a butthart reply at every remark someone makes on your posts.

Now that the satirical quota is filled, here is the serious reply:

I am not trying to defend the action of those nutjobs, I just find it irritating that these guys get labeled for doing something that we are doing for a long time. Muslims around the world are carrying out acts of actual Jihad against these a-holes for more than a few decades. Hell, we are engaged in almost half a dozen different fronts around the globe to contain and terminate these violent elements at any given time. We lost way more people to them than the West combined. And we also take the blunt of their cowardly attacks. These kinds of misuse of words blatantly ignore that sacrifice of the Muslims that fought against these lunatics and label something that is noble to something else differently. We all know these guys under a single name: Terrorists, why change that?

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Mike Pence Author
Mike Pence - - 3,288 comments

You arse seems to be sensitive enough to motivate you to write a butthart reply at every remark someone makes on your posts.


You know you love it.

In any case, yes, it is true that Muslims have been dealing with these elements for a long time. But the simple fact is there are leaders who justify these courses of action. They use their dogma to back it, that's the truth. I can't deny that, neither can you. A significant segment either believes it justified or outright supports it. You could blame a variety of factors but it doesn't change the reality.

To really understand it however, you'd have to delve back to before the Crusader era. These warlike tendencies didn't just appear out of nowhere. But that requires telling the truth. A truth few will admit, and fewer will enjoy discussing.

I'm not gonna have that conversation here, but you could always PM me about it or we could take it to the debating society. In the end, you believe that Jihad is just a word since no one all agrees on it. Well that's the catch, enough agree on it to the point they're using it to kill thousands every year. Enough agree on it to the point they are doing the unspeakable to their own brothers and sisters with it in mind. How much time do you need in housecleaning to deal with this problem? Because the longer you take, the more negatively the world views you for it. I'm not trying to be cruel when I saw that, I'm just saying it like it is.

Nonetheless have a wonderful day.

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Guest
Guest - - 690,544 comments

For me Jihad is used when you need to get rid of watching porno or when the crusaders attack and you gotta stop those bastards reaching the holy land.

THE HOLY WAR is the term coined by the Crusaders themselves not by Muslims yes muslims adopted it when some muslims were not willing to get out of their homes to fight the invading crusaders.

Strapping a bomb to your chest shows how poor you are when the next terrorist sitting in a long range bomber is bombing the hell out of your country.

Thing is simple bro you got planes,more guns and better at killing thousands just by an airstrike does not make you a peacekeeper you are still a terrorist just like the one who beheads someone because he gotta save bullets. Difference b/w ISIS videos and US Videos is one gotta kill people one by one other thousands at a single time. ones video shows people dying from above and other from front for me no difference. ISIS or USA does not matter both are killing non stop.

-Emp_raja.

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Mike Pence Author
Mike Pence - - 3,288 comments

Thing is simple bro you got planes,more guns and better at killing thousands just by an airstrike does not make you a peacekeeper you are still a terrorist just like the one who beheads someone because he gotta save bullets.


You do realize over 70% of warbirds under the Obama administration have returned from missions not having expended a single piece of ordnance because "civilian casualty" concerns?

I'm not gonna get in a hypothetical debate. The Terrorists use their religion as their excuse for what they do, that's the point. At least American soldiers don't delude themselves en masse into believing they're on a holy crusade that will result in paradise for their actions after this life.

I can't hate Muslims as people, but I can sure be skeptical of their faith. And until this problem is sorted out in their ranks, you're gonna see discussions like this continue to surface no matter what truth bombs you drop.

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