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Indeed, several days ago i slept for 20 hours straight, and i wasn't even tired, i just felt like sleeping.
My brother even got into my room to see if i died :D
How old are you?
I'm 16 and I don't know the meaning of sleepiness. Don't know what the rest of my classmates complain about. I can get less that 3 hours sleep and I'll be okay.
Lucky you. When I was your age, I was called the sleeping giant.
Just turned 24 a month ago. When i was your age i was bursting with energy, but as the years passed i started feeling more and more tired. Can't even imagine what's it gonna be at 40-50, hell maybe even 60 years old @_@
There's an easy way to fix that need for sleep...
... something called coffee overdose.
Works only for me, but only one day. And that stomach ache is brutal.
I tried that several times when i really needed to stay awake, so i drank 10-20 cups.
I felt like i was on some kind of drug that increases my speed dramatically but the world around me slows down, i can't explain it. I would do things so fast, with precision and absolutely no thinking that it felt scary, i was like some omnipotent being :P