How will you die? image - Humor, satire, parody

stared to death by Sheldon Cooper in my bedroom........

i can life with this

Stared to death by Emma Watson in Hogworts...

Well at least i get to meet her before i die, i've got that going for me.

Stared to death by Morgan Freeman on top of the Eiffel tower.

Morgan wrote: Hello, I'm Morgan Freeman and I challenge you to a staring contest. Let's take the lift.

Forced to eat to death by Sheldon Cooper on the street in Tokyo

Raped to Death by Vladimir Putin on the streets of Tokyo.

Doesn't matter had sex...

Stared to death by Cthullu in the White House.
I'll be president in an ancient god Cataclysm and I'm not even american.

Body smashed by Morgan Freeman on top of the Eiffel Tower.

Will he narrate my death?

And then... there was nothing but pieces...

Stared to death by Barrack Obama on the street of Tokyo ??

"Forced to suicide by Barack Obama in my doctors office"

...

Oh, what the f**k, maaan!?

Eaten by a reindeer on the beaches of Florida. Not bad, not bad.

Stared to death by Godzilla on the street of Tokyo....

Stared to death by chtulhu in your bedroom. lol

forced to eat to death by a reindeer on the street in tokyo ... err sounds kinda like some hentai tbh. lel

Forced Suicide by Morgan Freeman In my Parents Bed

neat

Raped to death by Godzilla in Walmart

Driven over by Vladimir Putin.

Raped to death by Angelina Jolie in a submarine.

Okay.

ripped apart by my dad on my parents bed...

the fact that this actually makes some sense has me worried

Made into a statue by Vladimir Putin on a lonely island.

huh...

Stared to Death by Sheldon Cooper in my Doctor's Office.

Oooookay then

Trampled to Death by my Dead on a lonley Island

hmm so i get trampled to death by a ghost? my dads dead :D

Eaten by Godzilla in Tokyo. Wow, Surprised how that worked out.

Raped to death by Godzilla on the street in Tokyo.

Well... That's a little nasty.

Starved to death by Harry Potter in the streets of Berlin

My goodness...

Stared to death by Sheldon Cooper in a Submarine.

Wat?

Drowned by Super Mario in my bedroom,

Well, it looks like horror stories. I can't sleep without worrying now.

stared to death by my dad in my doctors office..

..I'll not go to my doctors with my dad any more,just in case.

Eaten by Super Mario in Hogwarts.... works for me.

Shaved To Death by Morgan Freeman in Walmart.
Sounds like a long movie title.

Raped to death by your dad in your bedroom

Somehow it sounds legit...

Shaved to death by Sheldon Cooper on a lonely island.

Well ****. Then I'll take him with me.

OMG Fisted to death, by Angelina Jolie, in my bedroom.... LMAO

Drowed by Harry Potter in he Wall Mart, technically impossible there isn't any Wall Mart in my country.

Eaten in the White House by .... Leonardo Di Caprio?

Fisted by Mario at the White House