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Mouse trap eh?
Might try that.
that one actually sounds useful
1. Good luck trying to eat anything in the next few weeks.
2. I'm forever alone, does not apply.
3. Sink is too small - yes i've tried it before -
4. I prefer the vampire method.
5. House is flooded with rodents of unusual size, no mouse traps left.
6. But i will still cough, the sink won't be able to contain the following stream of diarrhea.
All of these work except the last one...
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Mouse trap eh?
Might try that.
that one actually sounds useful
1. Good luck trying to eat anything in the next few weeks.
2. I'm forever alone, does not apply.
3. Sink is too small - yes i've tried it before -
4. I prefer the vampire method.
5. House is flooded with rodents of unusual size, no mouse traps left.
6. But i will still cough, the sink won't be able to contain the following stream of diarrhea.
All of these work except the last one...