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Hi mum, here is the class photo!
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I'll be honest. It maybe part of their religion but they look like walking thumbs.
Or like ninjas!
What if Muslims is just a code name for Ninjas?
:conspiracykeanu:
Dunno if I can say anything that wouldn't be racist or offensive...
Though Marauder seems to be on to something.
It was supposed to be funny, but if it should create any hot and logical debate, I'll delete it.
God knows that we can't have logic in this group.
Logic? What fun is there in being logical?
Robot Jokes.
Robot walks into bar, and says:
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And the bartender says:
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Aren't robot jokes fun?
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You made your point but It's a part of Muslims religion. religions aren't funny sorry.
Imagine a class reunion;
"Oh man, you haven't aged at all! You still look the girl you used to be on this class photo.."
Well, at least we can tell the difference by their eyes...
Look there's our daughter right there! "Hi honey!" someone across the row: "I'm right here mom" mom: "...I knew that"
Ooh! Too sexy!
i was going to make some joke about one of them being sexy but the harder i look the younger they look......so ill just get my coat
Make the joke anyway, pedobear will approve!
Well I'm still 17 so I can get away with it :P
'Look at her, isn't she a beauty. That one's going to be your wife.'
'Which one dad? They all look the same with wee little ******* windows.'