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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis - - 5,071 comments

Uhhhhhh.... nnnope

kthxbai *slams door*

*Experiences something similar to that episode of Family Guy where Jesus lives with him and makes girlfriend's breasts bigger.... doesn't have a girlfriend, but being best buds with Jesus fixes that issue in time* :D

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

Even tho religious pictures are not supposed to be posted in this group anymore i won't delete it because it's actually very funny, especially love the expression of the jesus.

So far the comments are mature and i'd like to keep it that way.
If i see anyone starting an argument about religion i'm deleting this pic.

Thank you and have a fabulous day :D

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis - - 5,071 comments

Hooray!

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GriffinZ
GriffinZ - - 4,719 comments

except this post isn't even about religion, Jehovah's Witness isn't a religious group, they are classified as a cult.

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xxT65xx
xxT65xx - - 254 comments

I believe you mean sect?

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rkraptor70
rkraptor70 - - 4,975 comments

I don't get it...

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Extradaemon
Extradaemon - - 588 comments

The comic is implying that the Jehovah's witness is Physically looking for Jesus (Like Hide-and-seek)

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SituationalJared
SituationalJared - - 255 comments

When they ask 'Have you found Jesus?" They are just asking if you have taken up Chrsitianity, and have accepted Jesus as your savior and Holy Lord. This is supposed to be funny (when people don't ruin it >:O) because this guy actually found Jesus, literally. It's supposed to be a play on words, because the Witness is asking the usual question if you believe in Jesus. While the owner of the house thinks he means it for real. Not only that part is a joke but the fact that Jesus is hiding from his own followers. Anyway i've ripped out the heart of the joke and kicked it out of existence due to me having to explain it. I hope you get it now, because i don't want this joke to die in vain. Or it could be Extra's, either way theres three jokes in this.

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If you want to keep your friends close, never discuss politics, religion, or Mass Effect 3 endings.

Remember to keep that in mind when uploading stuff people. This image isn't really offensive, but it may be the type of thing to open up a whole other can of worms.

On a side-note. This is actually quite funny. :D