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That's both funny and quite interesting.
Texas isn't even our largest state either. :P
I find it funny that Texas is being compared to continents...
Well we need all that space to store the inbreeds. :P
I'm a Texan and that is a very poor stereotype. Not cool. I can take the "every Merican is fat" and a few others buts that's a low blow.
Well, in Germany we only here that another Texan Boy killed his sister with his childrifle by accident and the grandma says that it was god will that she left the world.
If you believe that 'Merica stuff, and what you just said... then I feel truly sorry for you.
I feel sorry for anyone dumb enough to believe in all the 'Merica hate and all the related stereotypes and jokes.
Part 1: Lol seriously? Do you even have newspaper? Because I think you missed alot of stuff.
1stly: Your (USA) politics sux! Like Bush lied about WMDs in Iraq and you attacked them because of an lie.
2nd: The rifle industry is large in the USA and weapons can be sold even to little children and these weapons are powerfull enough to kill someone
3rd: USA isnt even a democratic country anymore as it violates the pillar of an democracy
4th: Read this: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10032522/Five-year-old-child-kills-sister-with-gun-he-received-as-a-gift.html
With this thinking it is no wonder that the world gets even dumber.
Like politics (and people from the NRA) saying teacher should be armed too so they can kill an gunman.
Murica strikes again.
Btw, Murica was never really attacked and started most of the wars.
Murican Soldier do not sign the Internation Criminal Court contract where they can be judged about war crimes the comitt. Therefore America does not want that the World watches and judges over their war crimes they comitt in several wars.
But America wants to judge Syria? Haha. Good one!
America sold chemical weapons to Iraq (PROOFED!), Buch lied (PROOFED!) etc.
Murica used chemical weapons in Vietnam (the people there still suffor...) and now is blaming Syria, even it is NOT proofed that they used the chemical weapons?
The Murica press (CNN) is talking false things about Putins words (last few days).
Muricas National Agency still break Democratic Rules and Laws of the US.
America says that a cyber attack on them is a war declaration but still attacks nearly every state via internet.
Murica says they are pro human rights but violate them in Guantanamo. No real court procedure for the people there (HOW DEMOCRATIC!).
Obama is lying with Guantanamo.
And Mattman, didnt thought you were that blind about politics. Don't say how great Murica is if its goind on a fcking wrong way - on a way of a global war again.
Simply because no one cares.
Well **** here we go again.
Shoo! Troll! Shoo!
I never said America was great... It's got a shitton of problems.
I just said the 'Murica jokes are ********. E.G. All Americans, are fat... all Americans are stupid... all Americans want to bomb other countries. That's all ******** mate.
Some are maybe, but most simply want to show whats wrong. Thats what caricature do.
The bigger the place is, the more stupid people there are. This is why 'Muricans.
Only one answer: Russia. Now wait for the combat bears to come knocking :P
and the capita of california dwarfs most of the countries in the world.
Lost it at the last one. XD
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not sure if repost