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Well, hopefully the cloning lab next door won't get their shipment of velociraptor DNA samples any time soon...
Oh no, they came in a couple days ago. We're just running some preliminary scans right now. But don't worry, WE'LL BE CAREFUL.
Uh oh... Uh nothing! We totally didn't accidently let loose any baby raptors. And you should totally go into that safty-anti-raptor Chamber just for fun!
Don't forget protection.
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With this.
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At least there's no Mantis Men around. Right?
Right??
RIGHT?!
Well ... about that ... we were going tell you but decided to weap *blood filled gurgle* ssve your *thud*
wait....24 billion years?
thats longer than the universe has existed.
I did a bunch of math to try and tell you how off you are, but I hit the wrong button...
Do it youself.
your off by over 23 billion years.
sorry, I meant 23, but by the time I noticed I said 24, the edit button expired.
EDIT:
Just now noticed "days" instead of "years".
I feel stupid.
*cough* days *clears throat*
About 65,043,023 years?