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MattmanDude
MattmanDude - - 4,220 comments

When life gives you lemons... make lemonade.

Then try to find somebody, whose life has given them vodka... and have a party

- Ron White

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal - - 2,829 comments

When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and demand something that's worth your while! Honestly, you've spent your WHOLE LIFE up until this point and all you get are some DAMN LEMONS!

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Baron Brosephus
Baron Brosephus - - 2,010 comments

When life gives you lemons...sell them for a profit at the local farmer's market. Then use the money to build a time portal and go mess up the universe and wreak vengeance on time and space to your heart's content.

After all, lemons are sour. Too bloody sour.

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