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Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark - - 1,292 comments

Say!
I like updating my status!
I do!! I like updating my status, Sam-I-am!
And I would update it in a boat!
And I would update it with a goat...
And I will update it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
It is so good so good you see!

So I will update it in a box.
And I will update it with a fox.
And I will update it in a house.
And I will update it with a mouse.
And I will update it here and there.
Say! I will update it ANYWHERE!

Sad part is nobody ever read my statuses :\

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef - - 3,097 comments

You forgot to mention you are poet. Maybe we should read your statuses xD.

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hellodean
hellodean - - 1,451 comments

i update whats for my cereal
i update when i eat a mint imperial..
i update when i go to the zoo
i update when on the loo..

i update about everything dont you see
wait! why you delete me?

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Salsa_Shark
Salsa_Shark - - 1,292 comments

That was gold :'D

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