No, we don't have mountable spiders, nor do we travel via kangaroo pouch. We Australians are pansies: the vast majority build and live in urban areas and separate ourselves as far from nature as possible. And in general, nothing TRIES to kill us, and for any poisonous creature here we have antivenin. And the only things that do kill us are either sharks (but the whole world has that problem) or crocodiles (because someone wasn't smart enough to read the signposts and stay out of the saltwater crocodiles' lagoons.
Let me reiterate: we are not all Crocodile Dundees. Now if you can't handle the thought of a tiny Funnelweb Spider that GIVES YOU A WARNING that you are not to come near it, then how in the hell do you guys think you're man (or woman) enough to enjoy the zombie apocalypse?
Damn tourists.
No, we don't have mountable spiders, nor do we travel via kangaroo pouch. We Australians are pansies: the vast majority build and live in urban areas and separate ourselves as far from nature as possible. And in general, nothing TRIES to kill us, and for any poisonous creature here we have antivenin. And the only things that do kill us are either sharks (but the whole world has that problem) or crocodiles (because someone wasn't smart enough to read the signposts and stay out of the saltwater crocodiles' lagoons.
Let me reiterate: we are not all Crocodile Dundees. Now if you can't handle the thought of a tiny Funnelweb Spider that GIVES YOU A WARNING that you are not to come near it, then how in the hell do you guys think you're man (or woman) enough to enjoy the zombie apocalypse?
Damn tourists.
play nice ey cobber