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Cpt.Dann
Cpt.Dann - - 6,959 comments

Why is everyone complaining about being in the friend zone? I can't even become friends with women.

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DoctorSpanky
DoctorSpanky - - 1,733 comments

I know right and it's implied every guy is friends with a beautiful female, what. If you're friends with a vagina that doesn't have to mean that vagina is attractive, well unless I had one too many drinks of course.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal - - 2,829 comments

Your relationship with your hands, however...

Nah, seriously, I'm okay not being in a relationship of any kind. I'm asexual; no girls, no boys. I can be a SMOOTH pickup line dropper, but I won't even consider a relationship.
Friends are all I need.
Happy New Year.

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer - - 2,858 comments

Yeah, I also never had a woman as a friend.

Well, I only ever had school friends, when they changed school or when I finished school I lost contact.

*plays 'Mr. Lonely' on the background*

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DoctorSpanky
DoctorSpanky - - 1,733 comments

Exactly the same for me Bio.

Had school friends, lost school friends for various reasons, now I have no friends.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal - - 2,829 comments

Meh. Who needs friends and girlfriends when you have followers and a wife in Skyrim.

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper - - 2,197 comments

I do hope I'm not the only person with a girlfriend who frequents this place. It's starting to make me feel guilty of my success.

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