The ironic thing is that I don't actually have a problem getting a girlfriend (though I have been stuck in a dry spell since last summer). My problem is keeping and maintaining a meaningful relationship with them. Now I'm sure a decent sized chunk of that is my fault in some way. But the fact that I somehow almost always end up picking "loose" and psychopathic women doesn't help my case...
So far I've only been lucky enough to get the one's that the love the taste of other men and women's d*cks too much. One of my ex's has been pregnant 3 times (all from different guys) and married twice and she's just now turned 21. And she doesn't even know who the father of her third (currently on the way) kid is. It's been narrowed down to her first ex husband (an ex con whom she had only known for 4 days before banging while she and I were dating), her most recent husband's brother or her current bf's best friend...
The ironic thing is that I don't actually have a problem getting a girlfriend (though I have been stuck in a dry spell since last summer). My problem is keeping and maintaining a meaningful relationship with them. Now I'm sure a decent sized chunk of that is my fault in some way. But the fact that I somehow almost always end up picking "loose" and psychopathic women doesn't help my case...
I am dating one of those "loose" psychopathic women right now. The trick is: Find someone who can be crazy with your crazy :P
So far I've only been lucky enough to get the one's that the love the taste of other men and women's d*cks too much. One of my ex's has been pregnant 3 times (all from different guys) and married twice and she's just now turned 21. And she doesn't even know who the father of her third (currently on the way) kid is. It's been narrowed down to her first ex husband (an ex con whom she had only known for 4 days before banging while she and I were dating), her most recent husband's brother or her current bf's best friend...
Sorry, couldn't help it:
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Sorry, I couldn't help but thumb you up rkraptor70.
This is where a straight razor comes in... right?
Rifle squad is more badass.