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bontanel
bontanel

Put up a fight? Damn... Why everyone has to run like a bitch in every horror movie... PUNCH HER DAMMIT!

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blackout369
blackout369

forget punching her grab the shotgun that you have in your stairway closet a give her a buckshot haircut.

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Death-The-Reaper
Death-The-Reaper

hm... please excuse my daughter, she gets lost easy, Fear honey say "Hello".

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius

Kick it in the face, and run back up...after that, pray it doesn't get up or you are screwed :P

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Calgar
Calgar

Tell them to get a f*****g hair cut.

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Arcones
Arcones

Scream like a little girl and run away, obviously.

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pandemic--hour
pandemic--hour

I prefer the term little bitch actually

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Admiral_Nemo Creator
Admiral_Nemo

I'd be quite confused as to why it is coming up stairs that I do not have in my apartment...

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darthmanx
darthmanx

i have a 3 sep stair ... that has more....

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Cyborg_Putin
Cyborg_Putin

Grab a shovel and smash her face.

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Deltaslayer
Deltaslayer

Jump, scream, sh*t and die.
At the same time.

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murauder
murauder

Get the broomstick with blessed/purified slug shot, draw a spirit circle around myself and burn sweet grass tied with sage.

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DoctorSpanky
DoctorSpanky

I'd say hello beautiful.. *forever alone*.

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GooberTrooper
GooberTrooper

Kick the beast in the face.

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Angel_of_Death2
Angel_of_Death2

Grab a knife stab that thing to death and then eat its lifeless and mutilated corpse.

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Ori`verda
Ori`verda

Depends on the distance and how soon I see it coming.
Like, long range and well aware of a threat. Prepare to fight!
Close quarters, no time. Instant death.

I'd also try the talk method if out of weapons.

Come to think of it, why are we humans so aggressive when frightened? Shoot first, ask questions later lol.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga

Hey, the fight or flight instinct got mankind to modern civilization, don't start to question it now...

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1xxFalconxx1
1xxFalconxx1

Nothing, because im a ninja down the stairs ready to backstab.

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OsoDEADLY
OsoDEADLY

tell my little sister to go to bed. Shes done this to me before.

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend

Wow I feel lucky to be loaded with all sorts of weapons in my room. Everything from a sword to a sort of functional bow.

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Vurufarmacija
Vurufarmacija

remove hair from face premises

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Deltaslayer
Deltaslayer

Like a true Serbian!

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef

"Oh. Hi. You scared me, you know?"

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Neon-Ghost
Neon-Ghost

"So uh, any cereal left in the kitchen?"

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CloneWarrior85
CloneWarrior85

"Sis, you got your wig backwards again..."

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Synedyan
Synedyan

Take it into the bathroom,get sciscors and give it a nice haircut :P

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Kalga Creator
Kalga

Break out my flamethrower and light the place up...

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Vader91 Creator
Vader91

Cut out her tongue, then shoot her, then shoot the tongue!

Then trim that scraggly hair...

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gamelover453
gamelover453

What if thats your girl playing a prank on you because you are a gamer? you just killed your GF

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KaBewmTheExplosive
KaBewmTheExplosive

Tell the midget I'm rooming with it's only scary the first time.

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