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Put up a fight? Damn... Why everyone has to run like a bitch in every horror movie... PUNCH HER DAMMIT!
forget punching her grab the shotgun that you have in your stairway closet a give her a buckshot haircut.
hm... please excuse my daughter, she gets lost easy, Fear honey say "Hello".
Kick it in the face, and run back up...after that, pray it doesn't get up or you are screwed :P
Tell them to get a f*****g hair cut.
Scream like a little girl and run away, obviously.
I prefer the term little bitch actually
I'd be quite confused as to why it is coming up stairs that I do not have in my apartment...
i have a 3 sep stair ... that has more....
Grab a shovel and smash her face.
Jump, scream, sh*t and die.
At the same time.
Get the broomstick with blessed/purified slug shot, draw a spirit circle around myself and burn sweet grass tied with sage.
I'd say hello beautiful.. *forever alone*.
Kick the beast in the face.
Grab a knife stab that thing to death and then eat its lifeless and mutilated corpse.
Depends on the distance and how soon I see it coming.
Like, long range and well aware of a threat. Prepare to fight!
Close quarters, no time. Instant death.
I'd also try the talk method if out of weapons.
Come to think of it, why are we humans so aggressive when frightened? Shoot first, ask questions later lol.
Hey, the fight or flight instinct got mankind to modern civilization, don't start to question it now...
Nothing, because im a ninja down the stairs ready to backstab.
tell my little sister to go to bed. Shes done this to me before.
Wow I feel lucky to be loaded with all sorts of weapons in my room. Everything from a sword to a sort of functional bow.
remove hair from face premises
Like a true Serbian!
"Oh. Hi. You scared me, you know?"
"So uh, any cereal left in the kitchen?"
"Sis, you got your wig backwards again..."
Take it into the bathroom,get sciscors and give it a nice haircut :P
Break out my flamethrower and light the place up...
Cut out her tongue, then shoot her, then shoot the tongue!
Then trim that scraggly hair...
What if thats your girl playing a prank on you because you are a gamer? you just killed your GF
Tell the midget I'm rooming with it's only scary the first time.
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