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bontanel Aug 23 2013, 9:34am says:

Put up a fight? Damn... Why everyone has to run like a bitch in every horror movie... PUNCH HER DAMMIT!

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blackout369 Aug 23 2013, 10:01am replied:

forget punching her grab the shotgun that you have in your stairway closet a give her a buckshot haircut.

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Death-The-Reaper Aug 23 2013, 6:53pm replied:

hm... please excuse my daughter, she gets lost easy, Fear honey say "Hello".

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius Aug 24 2013, 2:08am replied:

Kick it in the face, and run back up...after that, pray it doesn't get up or you are screwed :P

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Calgar Aug 23 2013, 9:34am says:

Tell them to get a f*****g hair cut.

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Arcones Aug 23 2013, 9:39am says:

Scream like a little girl and run away, obviously.

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pandemic--hour Aug 23 2013, 1:32pm replied:

I prefer the term little bitch actually

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Admiral_Skeybar Creator
Admiral_Skeybar Aug 23 2013, 9:54am says:

I'd be quite confused as to why it is coming up stairs that I do not have in my apartment...

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darthmanx Aug 24 2013, 6:27am replied:

i have a 3 sep stair ... that has more....

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Cyborg_Putin Aug 23 2013, 9:57am says:

Grab a shovel and smash her face.

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Deltaslayer Aug 23 2013, 9:58am says:

Jump, scream, sh*t and die.
At the same time.

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murauder Aug 23 2013, 10:25am says:

Get the broomstick with blessed/purified slug shot, draw a spirit circle around myself and burn sweet grass tied with sage.

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DoctorSpanky Aug 23 2013, 10:31am says:

I'd say hello beautiful.. *forever alone*.

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GooberTrooper Aug 23 2013, 11:01am says:

Kick the beast in the face.

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Angel_of_Death2 Aug 23 2013, 11:28am says:

Grab a knife stab that thing to death and then eat its lifeless and mutilated corpse.

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Ori`verda Aug 23 2013, 11:51am says:

Depends on the distance and how soon I see it coming.
Like, long range and well aware of a threat. Prepare to fight!
Close quarters, no time. Instant death.

I'd also try the talk method if out of weapons.

Come to think of it, why are we humans so aggressive when frightened? Shoot first, ask questions later lol.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga Aug 23 2013, 10:04pm replied:

Hey, the fight or flight instinct got mankind to modern civilization, don't start to question it now...

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1xxFalconxx1 Aug 23 2013, 11:56am says:

Nothing, because im a ninja down the stairs ready to backstab.

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OsoDEADLY Aug 23 2013, 12:01pm says:

tell my little sister to go to bed. Shes done this to me before.

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ElfFriend Aug 23 2013, 12:10pm says:

Wow I feel lucky to be loaded with all sorts of weapons in my room. Everything from a sword to a sort of functional bow.

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GOD_MAN Aug 23 2013, 12:51pm says:

remove hair from face premises

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Deltaslayer Aug 24 2013, 9:41pm replied:

Like a true Serbian!

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CommanderDef Aug 23 2013, 1:36pm says:

"Oh. Hi. You scared me, you know?"

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GhostEdge Aug 23 2013, 1:50pm says:

"So uh, any cereal left in the kitchen?"

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CloneWarrior85 Aug 23 2013, 2:20pm says:

"Sis, you got your wig backwards again..."

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Synedyan Aug 23 2013, 3:37pm says:

Take it into the bathroom,get sciscors and give it a nice haircut :P

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Kalga Creator
Kalga Aug 23 2013, 10:03pm says:

Break out my flamethrower and light the place up...

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Vader91 Creator
Vader91 Aug 23 2013, 10:25pm says:

Cut out her tongue, then shoot her, then shoot the tongue!

Then trim that scraggly hair...

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gamelover453 Aug 31 2013, 12:48pm says:

What if thats your girl playing a prank on you because you are a gamer? you just killed your GF

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KaBewmTheExplosive Sep 4 2013, 6:38am says:

Tell the midget I'm rooming with it's only scary the first time.

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