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Number 3...lol
that guy (3) has some HIGH pain tolerance, wonder why not one of 'em wen't to the hospital?
He was shot through the heart.
dafuq number 2.
actually, dafuq is all of this?
The second guy forgot to put on his mustache in a couple of pictures.
Look again, it's his upper lips that are black! LOL
so...
1 - You get shot, go to a restaurant and eat until you drop dead.
2 - You get shot, rent a hotel room and watch all the porn in the world, until you die.
3 - You get shot, get a real job, work hard, get married, have children, watch your children grow, watch your children have their children... until you finally bleed out =)
You got 1 and 2 and mostly 3 right. That guy is so manly and stubborn that he rather die from old age than a gunshot wound through the heart.If I ever got shot like that I would want to go the same way just to spite the shooter and be known as the toughest person alive.
this is why you should wear a bulletproof vest