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rkraptor70

"War is timeless, so are we"
-AK-47.

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xonone
xonone

When I see my M1 with a bayonet:

"Ooohoohoohoohoo, look at that shiny soul stabber!"

And when I pick it up:

(We can use that to kill the deserving, grab it...)

-Krieg the Psycho (Borderlands 2)

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TheSoldier
TheSoldier

"Urraa!"
Me and any gun with a bayonet. XD

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guitarxhero
guitarxhero

"Toasty!"
Flamethrower (Killing Floor)

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DoctorSpanky
DoctorSpanky

"Double your gun, double your fun."

Dual Schofield .45 - Serious Sam: The First Encounter (HD?)

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Galacticruler
Galacticruler

"Lets rock." - Duke Nukem
When I get on MW3 with my silenced, Acog L86 LSW.

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WeeGee9000
WeeGee9000

Please don't compare Duke Nukem with MW3

:I

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Battle8111

"I don't need no teenage Queen"
(Repeat)

"I just want my M14"
(Repeat)

-M14, FMJ Movie.

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HammBoyTheDestroyer
HammBoyTheDestroyer

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a...

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Xalimur
Xalimur

"Big Fuxking Gun"

Minigun

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peppel
peppel

a little gas, a little smoke and boom. instand barbeque

Flamethrower (engineer CoH)

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jokamo
jokamo

i have the shiniest meat bicycle! -m60 lmg

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis

I was about to use that for the Lancer from GoW.

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((;^GrimReaper^;))
((;^GrimReaper^;))

"This is my rifle, though there are many like it, this one is mine."

M14 or the M21

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Foxhounde
Foxhounde

"AK-47s for everybody!"

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RighteousFighter
RighteousFighter

"walk softly, and carry a big gun"
-7.62 KK PKM

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Boda
Boda

"Look at the size of that thing!"

-Death Star

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Death-The-Reaper
Death-The-Reaper

Glad i'm not alone.

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B7Biscuit
B7Biscuit

"Eat hot death, weirdos!!"

Perfect Dark, Elvis's Farsight XR-20.

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GriffinZ
GriffinZ

"Close and spray, the smg way!"

Thompson M1A1

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Hotshot823
Hotshot823

"Need more Dakka"
Tiger II

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Cody17
Cody17

*Eat laser clankers*

DC-15a

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BioDestroyer Online
BioDestroyer

"They will know fear"
-Steyr AUG

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Baron Brosephus
Baron Brosephus

"SOON"

- QBU-88

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TheTriangulum
TheTriangulum

"Enough Games"

Tsar Bomba

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IvanGoul
IvanGoul

"Ladies Like Armour Plating"
Scorpion Tank, Halo2, Sgt. Johnson

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Battle8111

He was the best, and that tank was the best.

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Mavis130
Mavis130

*Fart*

GAU-8 (30mm Gatling style autocannon)

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blackout369
blackout369

when guns dont work use more guns.

FN MK16 SCAR LIGH

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KaBewmTheExplosive
KaBewmTheExplosive

All will fear my giant NEW WEAPON!
-Heavy Weapons Guy, on getting his first brass beast

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