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"War is timeless, so are we"
When I see my M1 with a bayonet:
"Ooohoohoohoohoo, look at that shiny soul stabber!"
And when I pick it up:
(We can use that to kill the deserving, grab it...)
-Krieg the Psycho (Borderlands 2)
Me and any gun with a bayonet. XD
Flamethrower (Killing Floor)
"Double your gun, double your fun."
Dual Schofield .45 - Serious Sam: The First Encounter (HD?)
"Lets rock." - Duke Nukem
When I get on MW3 with my silenced, Acog L86 LSW.
Please don't compare Duke Nukem with MW3
"I don't need no teenage Queen"
"I just want my M14"
-M14, FMJ Movie.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a...
"Big Fuxking Gun"
a little gas, a little smoke and boom. instand barbeque
Flamethrower (engineer CoH)
i have the shiniest meat bicycle! -m60 lmg
I was about to use that for the Lancer from GoW.
"This is my rifle, though there are many like it, this one is mine."
M14 or the M21
"AK-47s for everybody!"
"walk softly, and carry a big gun"
-7.62 KK PKM
"Look at the size of that thing!"
Glad i'm not alone.
"Eat hot death, weirdos!!"
Perfect Dark, Elvis's Farsight XR-20.
"Close and spray, the smg way!"
"Need more Dakka"
*Eat laser clankers*
"They will know fear"
"Ladies Like Armour Plating"
Scorpion Tank, Halo2, Sgt. Johnson
He was the best, and that tank was the best.
GAU-8 (30mm Gatling style autocannon)
when guns dont work use more guns.
FN MK16 SCAR LIGH
All will fear my giant NEW WEAPON!
-Heavy Weapons Guy, on getting his first brass beast
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