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I will just pretend i understand it ^^
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if you can't heal him, or cure him, you might as well bury him (just said using different elements)
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OMg, did you hear!? Oxygen and Magnesium got together because Oxygen's date with Potassium didn't go OK.
I wish I was a DNA helicase... so I can unzip your genes.
Au, want to hear a joke about gold?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
Hey, did you hear the joke about sodium hypobromite? Na Bro
3 Potassium walked into a bar. All the black men ran away.
When oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen, and another oxygen come together, they all say "Oh no"
The other day I was in a lab. So I thought I'd be a boss and combine Boron, Osmium, and Sulfur to make a BOsS
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So I was in chem the other day, and I asked a girl "A date says you're full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium because you are BeAuTifull."
Where do Lithium, Bromine, Argon, and Yttrium hang out? At the LiBrArY
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I will just pretend i understand it ^^
Don't understand science jokes?
if you can't heal him, or cure him, you might as well bury him (just said using different elements)
Already saw this in a rather lengthy comment tree on one of Scishow's videos. Youtube.com enjoy all the science jokes...
OMg, did you hear!? Oxygen and Magnesium got together because Oxygen's date with Potassium didn't go OK.
I wish I was a DNA helicase... so I can unzip your genes.
Au, want to hear a joke about gold?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
Hey, did you hear the joke about sodium hypobromite? Na Bro
3 Potassium walked into a bar. All the black men ran away.
When oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen, and another oxygen come together, they all say "Oh no"
The other day I was in a lab. So I thought I'd be a boss and combine Boron, Osmium, and Sulfur to make a BOsS
What did Paul Revere do in April 18, 1775? Amide Nitride
So I was in chem the other day, and I asked a girl "A date says you're full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium because you are BeAuTifull."
Where do Lithium, Bromine, Argon, and Yttrium hang out? At the LiBrArY