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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

TOO MUCH TEXT!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!

... Forget all this, just grab your shotgun, shoot the damn bastards, and sack their spaceship for high tech.

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jokamo
jokamo - - 868 comments

exactly what you shouldn't do ;) "nuclear weapons against sponges"

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer - - 2,858 comments

Let's just hope they have been "spying" us and learned English or other language, things will be much easier and faster (and incase they abduct an idiot they will know that we aren't all idiots).

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AK151
AK151 - - 5,600 comments

Just make sure you know how to find the diameter of a friggin' circle if you're the first person they abduct.

The diameter's the length around the circle, I believe...

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davo001
davo001 - - 1,414 comments

-_- don't be abducted

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erikwijnands
erikwijnands - - 417 comments

LOL

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not_a_fbi_agent
not_a_fbi_agent - - 453 comments

or have some sort of universal language translator,seen alot of sci-fi tv shows/movies that had technology like that,and it could be possible since if they had the tech to travel all this way just to study us.

and i like the idea that they could be watching,since like the show star trek they might not interfere with us until we become more technology advanced.

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

Wish this would be in my lifetime :D

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GriffinZ
GriffinZ - - 4,719 comments

HERESY!!

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Deltaslayer
Deltaslayer - - 329 comments

My first words to the public would probably be: "They did a vasectomy on me!"

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