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Kalga
Kalga Jun 15 2013, 6:34pm says:

TOO MUCH TEXT!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!

... Forget all this, just grab your shotgun, shoot the damn bastards, and sack their spaceship for high tech.

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jokamo
jokamo Jun 15 2013, 7:09pm replied: Online

exactly what you shouldn't do ;) "nuclear weapons against sponges"

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer Jun 15 2013, 7:14pm says:

Let's just hope they have been "spying" us and learned English or other language, things will be much easier and faster (and incase they abduct an idiot they will know that we aren't all idiots).

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AK151
AK151 Jun 15 2013, 7:27pm replied:

Just make sure you know how to find the diameter of a friggin' circle if you're the first person they abduct.

The diameter's the length around the circle, I believe...

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davo001
davo001 Jun 15 2013, 8:26pm replied:

-_- don't be abducted

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erikwijnands
erikwijnands Jun 19 2013, 2:46pm replied:

LOL

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sandsmann
sandsmann Jun 15 2013, 11:19pm replied:

or have some sort of universal language translator,seen alot of sci-fi tv shows/movies that had technology like that,and it could be possible since if they had the tech to travel all this way just to study us.

and i like the idea that they could be watching,since like the show star trek they might not interfere with us until we become more technology advanced.

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Sanguinius
Sanguinius Jun 15 2013, 8:22pm says:

Wish this would be in my lifetime :D

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GriffinZ
GriffinZ Jun 15 2013, 9:06pm replied:

HERESY!!

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Deltaslayer
Deltaslayer Jun 15 2013, 10:05pm says:

My first words to the public would probably be: "They did a vasectomy on me!"

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