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Wasted?! please... I would bring back dinossaur eggs and spread chaos.
I would molest Hitler... Don't judge me!
that comment is something i would expect to be in the comic itself if it had a 5th panel
As long as you don't kill him ...
(you know where this would lead to, don't you?) XD
We want war, WAKE UP!
First goal: Tell Billy Ray Cyrus and Jeremy Beiber to wear condoms.
Once I've stopped the end of humanity, I shall go into my relaxation period in which:
I'd go back to 1991 to watch RHCP, Nirvana, and Pearl Jam perform live...
And after that I'd watch any concert I'd want to.
I'd bring back some very valuable items that were common stuff at the time and sell them, or I would win the lottery a few times, or I would check the future and try and make it as humanity friendly as possible so I would go back and get rid of the following organizations/corporations: Monsanto, NSA, most banks, EA, Time Warner, (and any other anticonsumer companies that are hurting society) also I'd enslave all the stupid people to do my bidding so they can further society instead of ruing it. I could just kill them but that would be wasteful...
no, you take something rare in the present day and go into the future - that way you still get to have the benefits of the "archaeological find", without messing with causality and risking the butterfly effect.
Even better, you can set up things to happen and skip the boring waiting period - e.g. a long-term savings account turning a few dollars into a fortune (just in case you can't fit too many "rare ancient treasures" into our time machine).
I realy never did get why everyone wants to go ackwards in time and nobody ever talks about going forwards... the one option which may actually be possible at some point
...Just had an idea to prevent a lot of world disasters with this thing, including multiple counts of human rights violations.
I would go back in time with modern weapons, and I'd join forces with the British and go to war with the 13 colonies.
Good idea friend!
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