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Hit it with your well protected foot.
Foot!? How dare you!
KILL IT WITH FIRE FROM A DISTANCE!
Oh the Irony!
STEARTEGI: 1! USE STICK TO KILL VERY VERY POSINOUS PISDER! 2! PRESS BUTTON AFTER PISDER DEAD AND GIVEN PROPER BIRUAL!
I don't want push the button. Fire can kill a spider.
Now it's time to PANIC!
How can such a little creature...
...contain so much EVIL?
Well well Mr. Spider.... we seem to be at impasse here...
you see this is why you always carry a gun, so you can shoot the button instead of pressing and run like hell.
better yet shoot the dam spider
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"Naa, were fine, that fire will put out itself."
Hit it with your well protected foot.
Foot!? How dare you!
KILL IT WITH FIRE FROM A DISTANCE!
Oh the Irony!
STEARTEGI:
1! USE STICK TO KILL VERY VERY POSINOUS PISDER!
2! PRESS BUTTON AFTER PISDER DEAD AND GIVEN PROPER BIRUAL!
I don't want push the button. Fire can kill a spider.
Now it's time to PANIC!
How can such a little creature...
...contain so much EVIL?
Well well Mr. Spider.... we seem to be at impasse here...
you see this is why you always carry a gun, so you can shoot the button instead of pressing and run like hell.
better yet shoot the dam spider
hjvhjvhjvh
jsdcndkkl