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GypsyBastard Author
GypsyBastard - - 2,039 comments

I think the only hope for me would be to do a "barrel roll" and land on him. Sure my weight can be usefull for once :)

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MattmanDude
MattmanDude - - 4,220 comments

Youtube.com <---- Here's my plan.

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GypsyBastard Author
GypsyBastard - - 2,039 comments

We must be little more "environment friendly".

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,014 comments

He's American! Clearly collateral damage isn't an issue.

Although it seems that Americans learned that from the British during WW2. Americans used to fly their bombers during the day and only targeted military locations while the British just carpet bombed the entire area during the night. After a few missions the Americans realized that their tactic was inferior. Higher casualties of their planes during each mission when compared to the British.

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer - - 2,858 comments

Well... Like father, like son.

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murauder
murauder - - 3,669 comments

Of course. It's ******* easy to see an armada of slow, loud *** bombers flying overhead 'in the middle of the day.'

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Scripty
Scripty - - 361 comments

Youtube.com That or the shotgun damn quick.

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

Youtube.com I would do a bit more then MattmanDude, just to be sure...

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GypsyBastard Author
GypsyBastard - - 2,039 comments

I would expect from Emperor's Angel of Death something little more practical. Like using your Bolter or Power fist. Why you guys always when see something you can't deal with immediately go for "Exterminatus"

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

Because it's the simplest solution, and sometimes, simplest solutions are the best :)

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal - - 2,829 comments

Pee on it to show dominance.

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Kalga Creator
Kalga - - 5,737 comments

Ah, it's that time of the night again...

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jfpoliveira12
jfpoliveira12 - - 3,725 comments

Grab my silver-tipped javelin of course!
This section has such a lack of elegant solutions to simple problems!
;)

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Beskamir
Beskamir - - 7,014 comments

Exactly! While I don't have silver blades near by I do have a sword like object that I could use to stab at it. Although I doubt it would be very effective for more than a few strikes. I really want (more like need) an actual sword.

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Spudman619
Spudman619 - - 895 comments

I shut my door and brace myself for the inevitable leg humping.

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Spudman619
Spudman619 - - 895 comments

Also, I forgot to mention that I'd likely void my bowels and/or bladder.

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BioDestroyer
BioDestroyer - - 2,858 comments

HA! The joke's on him, fools! I don't have stairs he could go up through! MWHAHAHA!

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Mustache_Harbinger
Mustache_Harbinger - - 390 comments

Kick it in the snoz, then go get a butcher knife. Or two.

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef - - 3,097 comments

Reset my eyes.

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Galacticruler
Galacticruler - - 1,053 comments

ask it what took so long, the pizza got cold.

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xX[Warrior250]Xx
xX[Warrior250]Xx - - 3,666 comments

Does pulling my Physgun and throwing it away work?

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CadianConscript
CadianConscript - - 3,116 comments

It is clearly a human in a suit. I'll beat the crap out of him then I'll call the police to drag him off.

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Scripty
Scripty - - 361 comments

Chances are sleep will be more in control than logic.

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