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Dumbledore Has Spoken
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Isn't it said that the books are good, yet the movies aren't?
i dont know, i have neither read nor seen any of it..
but that be dangerous talk ye be speakin..
Il be readin my pitch fork just in case the mob arrives
THE MOB IS HERE! BURN THE WITCH!!!
My totally trustable sources states that the books themselves are lacking any plot and are just crappy teenage schoolgirl romance-dramas like gossip girl, and other non-book series. Plus it takes a dump on all lore written about any mythical creature.
So not only are the books themselves ****, they are heretical, and should be BURNT!!!
i think stephen king said she couldnt write worth a damn so i will take his word over some retarded teenager anyday
edit: found the quote
King compared the Mormon author to JK Rowling, saying that both authors were "speaking directly to young people". "The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good," he told an interviewer from USA Weekend.
The fact that both have sparkly fairies (I refuse to call them vampires) in it, is one good enough reason to bypass any "Twilight" marked thing in a wi~~~~~de arc.
have you noticed how many songs shoved in the word "twilight" into their lyrics recently.. just to get sales from the twilight book and film fans..
Never read the books nor watched the movies, always got the impression that they sucked. My college English Professor says they are all garbage (movies and books) and would never let her children watch or read Twilight. Considering she has a doctorate in literature and stuff, and naturally an avid reader of a variety of books, I'm gonna take her word for it and close the book on this subject (pun intended xD)
Maybe I should write a book about all the weird dreams I have.