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dont worry about chuuck norris
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Can also withstand tank shells
or nukes
Chuck Norris is more powerfull than tank shells and nukes together, but still can't beat this.
hes gonna kill you for saying that -_-
The vest may not get hurt, but Chuck can still crush anything inside it.
Needs to a box! :D
nah... Chuck Norris will brake his foot and roll on the floor crying like a kid if hiting this thing. And you will be pretty safe. No jokes.
If anyone touches the wearer {including Chuck Norris}, you would spontaneously explode.
Plant these phones into body to avoid internal damage.
I had a phone like this.
One day i visited a friend who lived on the 12th floor of a flat. I accidently dropped it from the wiindow and it fell down. Afther a while i went down to see what had happened to it. Then i saw my phone in a giant crater.