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Blue199
Blue199 - - 6,971 comments

But wait!
Didn't Ulfric secretly work for the Dominion to start the civil war to weaken the Empire!? Dun dun duuun!

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Perdikofas
Perdikofas - - 709 comments

After finishing the civil war quest with both sides on different playthroughs, I never really bothered doing it again in my later games. On a less serious note, I just noticed that the letter O in opening (to right of the image) looks like a vagine, and the rest of it reads "peni(s)"!

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Blue199
Blue199 - - 6,971 comments

lol

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5thHorseman
5thHorseman - - 1,380 comments

Not working for the dominion per say. More like a pawn in a game. A very stupid pawn in a game bigger than him.

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Blue199
Blue199 - - 6,971 comments

Can't say I'm surprised, honestly.

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Mirsh
Mirsh - - 1,776 comments

Actually he's a straight up Dominion sleeper agent. They captured him at some point and broke him.

You can find some notes on the subject during the main quest when you infiltrate the Thalmor Embassy.

That said, having Ulfric win is not in the Dominion's best interest either, keeping the current state of instability to weaken everyone but themselves is what they're after.

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Necrolifer
Necrolifer - - 1,015 comments

I wouldn't exactly say that he is a Thalmor agent,but I would agree that he is quite an egotist who doesn't know jack **** about Tamrielic politics. The Empire is what kept the Dominion from outright taking over Skyrim,yet he is a selfish bastard who betrays the already crippled Empire,and instead of seeking to aid the Empire and put a stop to the Thalmor influence,he sows discord and thinks that a goddamn civil war will save Skyrim. As I said,he is a selfish and arrogant bastard,even though he is a brave warrior possessing honor(maybe...)

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