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this would be so much better...talking like civilized persons...and insects
Dang, if only...
Buts what if the spider is evil >:)
Squash, Burn, Kill it of course.
If you can talk with them, you can deceive them!
Me: Hey spider there's something on your face!
Spider: Wah?
Me: *SMASHES HIM* IT WAS PAIN!!!!
But what if spider has a lightsaber? :O
What happens if it's a serial killer and it talks in a soothing voice
I imagine it going
me:hey whoa dude watch out my dogs over there and he eats bugs
spider: WHAT BITCH ILL F*** YOU UP WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ILL BITE THE **** OUT OF YOU
me:whoa dude calm down stop running at me
spider: COME ON MAN CANT TAKE ON A LITTLE SPIDER HUH BITCH? FIGHT ME I DARE YOU
*splat*
spider: man i was just kiddin i cant feel my legs... t-tell my kids... i love them.....
AND THAT IS THE SAD STORY OF OVER AGGRESSIVE SPIDER
**** they want to get killed by me. I'll be working on my computer and they on purposely descend right in front of me. Suicidal spiders... I guess we'll never really know the struggles they go through in life. I bet taking care of a million kids is pretty depressing.