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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal - - 2,829 comments

Don't bother. The Edward Snowden may have told everyone about the monitoring on computers, but he didn't know about those many inter-continental spy satellites. They're everywhere at the same time. You can't hide. Just do one thing for me. Smile and wave up to the heavens. They'll get confused by your happy attitude and they'll move on to someone else.

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murauder
murauder - - 3,669 comments

Screw that. Stand tall, stare up and flip 'em.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal - - 2,829 comments

Since we've escalated, how about we just launch an RPG and hope it breaks the atmosphere?

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murauder
murauder - - 3,669 comments

Not enough fuel, fire a anti-satellite missile.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal - - 2,829 comments

And that's how that movie Gravity came to be! Russians blew up a "Russian" (so says Huston) spy satellite and that cause the debris to float in the atmosphere!
Good guy Russians! Killed a few good guys in the process, but all for your freedom online!

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Mengu
Mengu - - 1,144 comments

Matt Groening was right!

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